Friday, November 19, 2010

Cynthia Davis has clearly never had sex

Posted by Mandy Oaklander on Fri, Nov 19, 2010 at 4:01 PM

click to enlarge Cynthia Davis: kook.
  • Cynthia Davis: kook.

If Rep. Cynthia Davis' definition of sex is right, Plog has been doing it wrong.

Here's Davis, in her latest mass e-mail condemning the option of abortion for women in the military -- or any woman, for that matter:

Pregnancies don' t happen by accident. They happen by intentional acts between a man and a woman creating an irreversible, eternal, transcendental bond. You can't separate the body from the soul. For every baby that was conceived, there is a mother and a father who joined their hearts and souls.


Aw, Cynthia. That's actually kind of cute. Clearly she's never seen one of Nelly's music videos. But of

course, the O'Fallon Loon's warm, giant heart goes ice cold in the next

paragraph.

If your sacred, eternal, double-rainbow-shooting union was somehow not all it was cracked up to be -- if you were raped by a relative, let's say -- Davis still stands by her bread and butter "body and soul" morals.

Remedying incest with abortions revictimizes those woman. Those who are ushered onto the operating table are made available for more abuse. The men who coerce women to abort their baby treat these women like sexual objects or prostitutes.
Davis likens military personnel who get pregnant to thieves, liars, and cheaters. "Why?" she asks herself, right before you do. "Because character is foundational to job performance." Whatever that means.

Luckily our good, strong men fighting in the military don't have to trouble themselves with the prissy problems of pregnancy. Indeed, their imperviousness to the condition is one of man's greatest character strengths, Davis seems to think.

"War zones are inappropriate places for pregnant women and children. The men left behind to fight are guaranteed to not get pregnant," she writes.

Davis ends her diary entry by appropriating a popular pro-choice slogan: "Keep your laws off my body!" So pay heed, readers. That's transcendental property -- and if your commie liberal agenda knocks it up, you're stuck with what comes out of it in nine months.

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Not surprising considering the evangelical curriculum at her college of choice. Nyack College? Srsly?

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