Much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Santa Claus ain't nuthin' ta eff with (gotta keep it clean for Santa). But some Kansas City robbers decided to try their luck.
Robbers broke into the Northland home of Jim Thompson, who has dressed up as Santa for 40 years, on Sunday, and stole thousands of dollars worth of electronics and jewelry, according to Fox 4. They even stole his hat. That's enough to spoil the day of even the jolliest elf.
The robbers did leave behind Thompson's Santa suit, which was sitting out in plain sight. Someone is definitely on Santa's shit list for this one. Thompson told Fox 4 that he'll be checking his list for the robbers, and he'll have a special surprise for them come Christmas morning.
"I'd put in some charcoal, or instead of charcoal, add reindeer poop in
it," Thompson said.
Even Santa isn't above a poop joke.
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