I was really hoping the second coming would be a surprise. But no, Allison Warden and the Raleigh, N.C.-based We Can Know had to go and spoil the surprise.
We Can Know has been putting up billboards (two in the KC area) that reveal the date of Jesus' supposed return. So mark your 2011 calendars for May 21. But Warden is already hedging her bets.
Warden's group claims an analysis of Scripture returns the May 2011
date. But she doesn't want to scare anyone, just drive them to the Bible. She's also prepping for May 22nd when we'll point out that Jesus no-showed ... again.
"Obviously we don't want anyone to take our word for any of this," Warden told the Associated Press.
You don't want anyone to believe you but you're putting billboards? Makes sense.
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Really need to start tanning now! Don't wanna be pasty for the lord! "Hey Jesus, can you please reschedule? End of summer would be so much better for me! Thank you...Peace Out. Eh, I mean amen!
Stamping Out Harold Camping
I don't care a fig for date-setters, especially those who predict when Christ will return. The current champion is 89-year-old, headline-grabbing Harold Camping of Family Radio fame.
Is Second Coming date-setter Harold Camping worthy of death? He already has a zero batting average after his September 1994 prediction fizzle and, according to the Bible, is a false prophet.
Nevertheless that California shaman, who should be ashamed, claims he's found out that Christ's return will be on May 21, 2011 even though Matt. 24:36 says that no one knows the "day" or "hour" of it!
A Google article ("Obama Fulfilling the Bible") points out that "Deut. 18:20-22 in the Old Testament requires the death penalty for false prophets."
The same article reveals that "Christians are commanded to ask God to send severe judgment on persons who commit and support the worst forms of evil (see I Cor. 5 and note 'taken away')."
Theologically radioactive Harold Camping and his ga-ga groupies (with their billboards featuring "May 21, 2011") should worry about being "stamped out" if many persons decide to follow the I Cor. 5 command.
The above article concludes: "False prophets in the OT were stoned to death. Today they are just stoned!"
PS - For many years Camping was not known as a pretrib rapture teacher. But now, for $ome my$teriou$ rea$on, he seeks support from those who believe in and teach an imminent, pretrib rapture which supposedly will occur SEVERAL YEARS BEFORE the traditional SECOND COMING to earth! For a behind-the-scenes, documented look at the 181-year-old pretrib rapture belief (which was never a part of any official theology or organized church before 1830!), Google "Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty," "Pretrib Rapture Diehards" and "Pretrib Rapture - Hidden Facts." These are from the pen of journalist/historian Dave MacPherson a.k.a the "Pretrib Rapture Answerman" & the "Rush Limbaugh of the Rapture" - author of the bestselling book "The Rapture Plot," an "encyclopedia" of pretrib rapture history (see Armageddon Books).
Jesus has the be the least punctual person ever. First he was supposed to show up in 165AD and no-showed, then 167, then 175...then it was a perpetual kind of waiting game. Then he was supposed to show up in 1818 (no show), then...what was it? 1850 or 1860, something like that. Christians should probably stop hedging bets.
Fascist dictatorships make me so happy, kind of like being the glazed donut in the middle of some illegal alien bukkakee goodness.....
I hate freedom and personal liberty so much, I long for the day this country has a facist dictatorship.....
Earlier, while being taken by AROCK in the style which pleases him the most, I thought to myself how lucky the citizens of north korea are in that the wonderfull STATE cares enough about them to rule their lives with an iron fist from cradle to grave. I hope once we can do away with the hated US consitution we can have our own kim jong Il here. Then we can throw the gold owning, ron paul voters into camps......
I love illegal aliens so much, and using the word weather when I actually mean whether. If you were the former command specialist major of the army and as smart as me you would understand......
I really hope Jesus is a facist when he comes. This country really needs a facist dictatorship in the worst way. I hate freedom and the US constitution, but that is balanced by my love for AROCK and illegal aliens. I love when illegal aliens kill US citizens, it makes me so hot....
Good tactic. Hopefully this will drive more people to the Bible especially if there is even a bit of fear about where their soul will be when they die....
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@anonymous, There are two digital billboards: one north of the Bond Bridge at Interstate 29/35 (KCMO) and one near Village West on the south side of I-70/435.
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