Friday, December 10, 2010

At Eddie's Grocery, remote control-wielding shop owner chases off would-be robber

Posted by on Fri, Dec 10, 2010 at 7:00 AM

click to enlarge This little doohickey stopped a crime.
  • This little doohickey stopped a crime.

Television is often bemoaned as the root of America's culture of violence. But this week in the heartland, television changed the channel on violence -- and erred on the side of justice. Racist, racist justice.

The scene: Eddie's Grocery, a small mom-and-pop in Leavenworth that consists of little more than a card table. The protagonist: Eddie Carnoali, 65, who has owned the shop for 33 years. It was just another Tuesday night, when a man with a stocking cap pulled over his face burst into the store. We reached Carnoali at his store yesterday, and it turns out he's fond of throwing around the N-word. So rather than try to write around his bigotry, which would be hard to pull off, we'll let him take it from here:



"This black guy came here, threw a bag on the floor, and

said, 'Get your

hands up.' I jumped up and for some stupid reason, I picked up the

remote and pointed it at him like I had a gun. I said, 'Fuck you,

nigger, I'ma kill you!' He pointed the gun at me, and I pointed the

remote at him. All of a sudden, he turned around and took off running."


At that point, Carnoali chased him out of the store.

"'I'ma kill your mom and I'ma kill your daddy!' I shouted. I came back, I picked up the phone, and called 911. I said, 'A nigger tried to rob me!' He said, 'What'd he look like?' I said, 'He looked like a nigger!'"

Police were able to extract a description of the suspect's clothes from Carnoali's racist rant, and they caught him in his car a short distance away. They recovered a gun -- unloaded -- from the vehicle.

On the one hand, Carnoali bested an armed man with a piece of plastic. On the other, he's a bit of a bigot. As a compromise, we'll let him have the race-neutral last word about the suspect:

"They caught that dumb son of a bitch...he's gotta be one of the stupidest guys ever."

H/T: Leavenworth

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