It feels like things at the strip clubs have finally leveled off after cock goblin Matt Bartle tried to kill them earlier this year by banning bare breasts. Seriously, go into Bazooka's or Shady Lady some weekend. You'll be surprised at how much room that law gives them to work in, now that they know how to do it. Also, the dancers that hung around are the ones that had the least problem making money so the cream has risen, so to speak. Go get a lap dance for me.
Of course there are still a lot of girls who either left the business or sought out work in the welcoming, nipple-friendly fields of Kansas and Iowa. As long as there's a massive skilled workforce out there, why not try to scoop up some of the women who aren't fulfilling their potential? Maybe that accounts for Larry Flynt's recent ad.
Last week, Larry Flynt's Hustler Club began running an ad in Missouri (including the pages of The Pitch) promising cars, riches, and jet-setting to professional exotic dancers hired on at franchises in Shreveport, Las Vegas and Baltimore. To entice potential employees into sending pics and a resume, they're promising paid travel expenses and accommodations, and daily prizes like Camaros and Escalades. Something tells me they're not actually handing out the keys to a brand new Camaro every day, but the business is about selling a fantasy, so what the hell, right?
I called the Hustler Club offices to see if Missouri's recent restrictions had anything to do with the want ad, but no one returned my calls. If any local girls do try out and become Hustler dancers, hopefully the politicians in their new homes respect them a lot better than the ones here.
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