favorite campaign-ad family borrower, Congressman Kevin Yoder (R-Insincerity City), has won over another fanbase, and at least this one admits that superficiality is its chief concern.
Here's what Gawker says about our cad-about-town:
Kevin Yoder is the poor man's Marco Rubio, substituting Latino spice for Kansan, uh, wheat or whatever. He likes to lay back in his leather chair during legislative sessions, tune out, and just chill. That's how cool he is. He's going to be a great congressman.
Yoder rated a 6.0 among Gawker staffers. Whatever that means. His good-lookin' company includes accused kidnapper Rand Paul of Kentucky; Vice President Dan Quayle's kid, Ben, of Arizona; and a Florida Democrat who will probably be referred to as the "Hat Lady of the Hill" (but we could be nice and call her Congresswoman Frederica Wilson).
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