Poor Inocente Monroy Alcantara. With a first name like that, you now he's going to have to hear the same joke over and over again in prison. Because he's totally not innocent! Get it? Hello? (tap, tap) Is this thing on?
Alcantara, 26, a Mexican national who's illegally in the United States has been sentenced to a year in federal prison for using a stolen identity to work at an Arkansas City, Kansas, meatpacking plant. We can all understand Alcantara's desire to stay in a meatpacking plant. They're wonderlands.
Unfortunately, not only did he steal an identity but he also stole that of a U.S. Marine. The Marine, stationed overseas at the time, came home to a lot of angry creditors asking about money he never spent. The Marine asked that his name not be publicized.
Once Alcantara finishes his prison term, he faces automatic deportation back to Mexico.