Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Top 10 Kansas City landmarks for public sex

Posted By on Tue, Feb 8, 2011 at 1:00 PM

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In preparation for tomorrow's release of our Kansas City sex-survey results, we told you recently where Pitch readers said they would go if they absolutely had to get some.

Today, we're sneak-previewing another data set: the landmarks where Pitch readers would most like to have public sex. Tomorrow's issue will feature some of the more bizarre answers, including someone who wants to bone on a Max Bus Line. For now, we'll leave you with the 10 most popular answers.



10. Broadway Bridge

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Because nothing says sex like 1950s architecture and a sludgy river.

9. Gates Bar-B-Q

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Everything's better with a half-slab of ribs within arm's reach.

8. Kansas Speedway

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The venue often is home to bumping, rubbing and everything going so fast, you can hardly tell what's happening. So, yeah, this'll work.

7. Sprint Center

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It's gotta get used for something until we get a basketball team, right?

6. Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art

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I'm pretty sure I saw this wish fulfilled during Party Arty.

5. Kauffman Stadium

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Hey, the Royals have been fucking you for years. Might as well fuck back.

4. J.C. Nichols Memorial Fountain

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Obviously. But the question is, are we hitting PF Chang's or Cheesecake Factory afterward?

3. Arrowhead Stadium

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Sorry, folks. Someone beat you to it.

2. Union Station

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Who needs a time machine when you can strap on a top hat and monocle, fornicate in the Union Station bathroom and then take the train to St. Louis.

1. Liberty Memorial

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Really? Because getting down in the shadow of this thing would just make me feel ... inadequate.

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