Kansas State blog Bring On the Cats has a pretty dead-on primer for the Big 12 basketball tournaments (women's games start today, if you didn't know). Of course, it's from a K-State slant, so the rest of the conference sucks (and it's kinda sweet that the site's poll is predicting a Wildcat tourney win). But as someone who can remember going to tournament games at Kemper when the league was Texas-free, I can vouch for most of this.
Take this bit about an unholy alliance between K-State and Mizzou fans that is sadly probably true:
Fact No. 9: Be nice to Missouri fans. They're your best ally in theAnd if you need tickets to the rest of the tourney, you're going to want to be on the streets outside of the Sprint Center around 4 p.m. Wednesday (don't think for a second I'm conceding to Colorado).Power and Light District against the crimson and blue onslaught.
They're also most likely to lie to the cops on your behalf after you
punch that KU fan in the face outside of Pizza Bar.
Fact No. 1: "Follow Iowa State fans around on Wednesday. Ultimately, after they lose, you'll be able to pick up cheap tickets. Also, they'll most likely buy you a beer because they're unbelievably nice. They're like Canadians. They may actually be Canadians; I have no idea. I've never actually seen Iowa State in person, so I can't verify that it exists inside the continental United States. Regardless, they usually come down in sizable numbers and leave early because they don't want to be reminded about how far they've fallen as a program, and the fact that they hired the guy from "Thank You For Smoking" as their basketball coach."Yes, Ames is in the continental U.S., but we're quite happy with Aaron Eckhart's first year as coach. A good list. Read the rest of the list here.
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And just twice more since then. I guess you have to make jokes when your basketball program is one.
Didn't mean to like that last post. Graduated in four years. Watched the men's basketball team lose to the Purple People just once in that time.