A man in eastern Missouri has turned his appreciation for women's underpants into a quilt to keep warm all through the night.
Louis Garrett, of Louisiana, Missouri, told the Hannibal Courier-Post about his bizarre hobby, explaining that he only started quilting with unmentionables after he began dressing his mannequin collection in lingerie. That makes sense. See a video after the jump.
But don't get the wrong idea about Garrett, whose nickname is
"Shovelhead." He's a panty quilter with standards. He told the paper
exactly what kind of underwear he's looking for: "No polyester. I don't
want those cheap, dollar-store, not-sexy, farm-girl panties. I want
classy -- silk or nylon. You know, sexy. Victoria's Secret."
He added that he will never sell his kinky quilt because he has personal relationships with most of the women who give him their underwear. "That's kind of a weird sentimental value right there." It sure is.
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I hope he dies???? Lady (slip of the tounge there) but can YOU quilt???? Probably can't even sew a button on. He is not asking you to sleep under the quilt with him...hmmm... maybe you know him and he didn't use one of your grandma panties so you are upset.
Let's not forget Rudy Giuliani, who tried to kick his wife out of Gracie Mansion so that his girlfriend could move in while he was still mayor of NYC.
Well I mean everyone dies...eventually so it's kind of like hoping for Kansas to choke in the NCAA tourney.
Not sure if this is extra points on his "man card" or points off for quilting. Then again with a nickname like "shovelhead" I bet he rides a Harley and could rip my head off with is thumb and pinky finger. So uh give him the extra points on his "man card".
IF you read her comment as a joke, it sounds pretty funny actually. It's the sort of comment I might make and then be misunderstood for. Then again, if she means it seriously....
Also, John Edwards had an affair with his videographer, who, while she may be a skank, he definitely did not meet her in a bar....
Actually, Lewinsky masturbated with the cigar FOR Bill Clinton. He didn't use it ON her. It's not like she was an innocent victim. When I was in my early 20's, I did kinky things with the occasional married man. They didn't force it on me- I went after them. I just happened to be into older, married guys at the time. I outgrew it. Obviously so did Monica. And yes, this guy is weird, but the panties were given up willingly. And honestly, a "panty quilt" is a pretty clever way to store them. Less of a mess & room for even more panties. Why should he "die" because of a victimless fetish? He's not raping women or fucking kids or animals. Get the fuck over it you sexually retarded, repressed psychos!
Nylon? Classy?
I'd pay extra to see this quilt at an IQA show.
I'm sorry, this story IS kind of gross but your comment is disturbing. Can you not let people live the way they want to? Is he hurting anyone? Seriously - 'I hope he dies'??? I'm just saying, your wording is a little strong.
You forgot about Newt Gingrich, who's cheated on all of his wives, one while being treated for cancer and who you will undoubtedly vote for if he runs.
Seriously, man! This is an important and interesting article about panties AND quilting. Can we try not to muck up this bi-fecta of awesome with off-topic political bickering? Focus on the panties, folks, fooooocuuuus. There you go, isn't that better?
Why does everything relating to nothing eventually turn into a political debate? Hard-headed left Ideologues vs hard-headed right ideologues. No one cares, and no one is listening. Go away.
jarvis, your comments about Louis are rude!
Bill Clinton put cigars in interns privates at work and John Edwards picked up skanks in bars while running for president of the United States and I bet you voted for both of those men. This Louis saves the panties of his girlfriends... what is so disgusting about that? he is not cheating on his wife like those two liberal left heroes I mentioned above.
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