When Missouri's ban on nude dancing went into effect last year, the assumption was that the new laws would keep us safe from all those boobs that we'd been forced to look at for so long. But as far as I can tell, the only people getting in trouble so far are male strippers -- and only in St. Joseph.
I don't know if we have any readers who used to live in St. Jo, but if we do, could you please go into the comment section and tell me what the feelings are on a chiseled male torso up there? Is it jealousy? Is that it, you paunchy bastards?
Last week, St. Joseph police busted a Chippendales performance at the Legends Sports Bar, citing the adult entertainment laws. According to the St. Joseph News-Press, four dancers were issued summonses because they didn't have an adult
entertainer's license, and one was issued a summons for
not having a business license. The on-duty manager -- who wasn't dancing naked or even semi-naked -- was arrested for
possible violation of the Missouri laws.
No charges have been filed, yet.
As I said earlier, St. Joseph seems to hate male dancers. The only other time I've heard of these laws being enforced was in September of last year, when the "Ultimate Vegas Hunk Experience" resulted in two arrests at Blondie's nightclub. In that case, the cops held an actual undercover sting operation, and two female officers supposedly saw a ball, or something.
Missouri, you are so fucking weird.
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I currently live in Saint Joseph and I agree it is crap that we have no male strip club.
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Great story.Missouri is fucking weird.It seems like they don't want anybody to make money.They need to smoke a blunt and chill the fuck out.
Yeah, I wrote a blog about that a while ago but I wasn't sure if they'd kept it up. Good for them.
Wow. Strange is when the light won't change at an intersection. Nude party bus parked directly outside the no-nudity strip club is downright W. T. F.
Fantasy Ranch on Hwy 50 has nude dancing on the bus they park outside. Strange, but true.
The clubs that have remained open - and some have closed - use pasties or bikinis to cover the dancers. No nudity is allowed under the law.
@Peter - What's the state of regular strip clubs after the law took effect? Is there still nudity, and law enforcement just looks the other way?
Here's a link to the update on the imposter Chippendales dancers: http://stjoechannel.mobi/wap/n...
I live in St Joe and this story gets better every day. The dancers were imposter Chippendales dancers and they have faced lawsuits for impersonation in 2001.
Blondies Strip club has since changed owners and is no longer a nude club.
The busts are led by homophobic sheriffs.
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