Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Brandon Flowers would like to make love to a Snickers bar now, please

Posted by Peter Rugg on Wed, Apr 27, 2011 at 10:48 AM

click to enlarge This Snickers ain't got no ass!
  • This Snickers ain't got no ass!

So here's Chief's defensive back Brandon Flowers tweeting about a woman who caught his eye yesterday at City Hall.

"So to the light skin girl wit long hair that walked out of city hall

around 5 that was thick as a snicker I have strong feelins toward u"

Flowers added: "I jus couldn't holla at ya cus my mom was talking to

me...if you on twitter please let me know smdh lol"

Awwww. That's

sort of sweet that he didn't want to hit on you with his mom

around. So sweet, it's like you could melt in his mouth and not in his

hand, right? Right? Get it! Good stuff.



If you think you could be the thick, nuggety lady in question, please send photos of yourself dressed as a Snickers, and we'll make sure Flowers sees them. Somehow.

No word yet on Flowers' feelings toward Baby Ruths, Butterfingers or Milky Ways, but I bet he likes them ... wait for it ... fun-sized! Oh, get out of here, you. I'm incorrigible.


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One of the most captivating and informative news stories. This should be on the front cover of the magazine!

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Posted by conor on 04/27/2011 at 9:25 AM
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