The countdown to Judgment Day is on (as I showed you via this billboard). Wha? You don't believe the seal saying "the Bible guarantees it"? Then maybe you'll believe Family Church president Harold Camping. He's the guy behind the billboards, and former Pitch writer and current SF Weekly managing editor Alan Scherstuhl interviewed him.
Camping says God has provided proof in the form of "the gay-pride movement and the extraordinary amount of wickedness in the
world." Oh, there's a whole lot more fun, too.
Camping says the 21st is going to be a "sad, sad, sad" day for you nonbelievers. Here's what you'll have to look forward to:
The wages of sin is death. There will be huge earthquakes and deathSounds like the most metal day ever.
everywhere. God will throw open all the graves, and the bodies of the
unsaved will be thrown out like -- this is the word God uses -- dung or
manure. Then after a five-month period, the world will be annihilated,
and there will be no memory of it. When you're dead, you're dead. You'll
have no conscious existence.
Camping better have his phone charged and be ready for the 22nd.
If I tried to answer that, it would indicate I have some tiny bit of
doubt. I do not. On May 21, judgment will happen.