For Missouri teachers screwing students off school grounds, your dirty, dirty ways could be banned by the Show-Me State real soon.
I guess I should have read the current law because I had no idea that teachers sexing students off school grounds was even legal. But no more, say Missouri lawmakers. They want to make nailing students off school grounds illegal, just like it is on school property and on school buses. Oh, and school board members, your days of screwing students are over, too.
"This may not be a situation that occurs at all, but if it does, this
gives you the ability to do something about it," Phil Hutchinson, who
has served for 10 years on the Grain Valley school board, told the Associated
Press. "This is something that really shouldn't happen, period."
The punishment for screwing a student: up to four years in prison if
convicted. The only person who can preserve teacher-student sexual relations is
Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon. Just a guess, but I'd count that as unlikely.
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