Tuesday, June 21, 2011

How we do it in KC is with alligators on chains, apparently

Posted by Peter Rugg on Tue, Jun 21, 2011 at 11:27 AM

I have so many questions, you guys. So many. How do I get two alligators? Do they issue them at that Juggalo Gathering that Tech N9ne is playing? Is that little girl still alive, or is there a ragged dress hanging from one of these emerald snouts even now?

Hat tip, TKC.


 

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Can't wait for somebody to get eaten!!! Now that will be a sight to behold.

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Posted by Ogsailor on 06/23/2011 at 8:50 PM

The alligators were both wearing sweater vests. The human being –an oversized white t-shirt.

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Posted by Harrison B. on 06/22/2011 at 7:42 PM

That's fucking retarded. Someone should call the ASPCA.

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Posted by Bikes on 06/21/2011 at 12:17 PM

Cuz alligators on a chain is KC ghetto style.. nigga!  Theyz be dinner and a belt, one night soon when the food stamps run out.

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Posted by Rubyredslippers on 06/21/2011 at 11:09 AM

Why the fuck do they have alligators in A. Missouri and B. in the ghetto?

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Posted by YOUR STUPID on 06/21/2011 at 10:22 AM
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