Today in news that sounds sort of gross but really isn't gross, I guess, comes word that Massage Envy is organizing a Guinness World Record attempt for most massages given at one time this fall.
Scheduled for Sept. 17 at 6 p.m. at the K, massage therapists from all across this great land are invited to come and rub down some stranger in the parking lot. See? That sounds bad.
Anyway, if you want to help, organizers aren't stipulating that you have to be a trained massage therapist. I guess you could also offer your back for manipulating.
Yep.
Participants will get free stadium parking, free tickets to the Royals/ChiSox game, a T-shirt, and a mug.
Go back to your business, already.
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I seriously wonder how many professional people that have student loans would like their professions to be compared to something that a hooker can do in the back of your car. Yank your own wanker! I WORK on people and give their lives back to them by making them pain free, I get them off pain medications and anti depressants and improve their lives. Yet I have to be constantly compared to a prostitute??? All because I am a massage therapist. Grow up, learn something and STFU
What would REALLY be nice is the Glass family host an actual major-league baseball team.
Yeesh. Guess you didn't see "Hall Pass."
I've actually done pretty well with the ladies; have never had to seek out such services. Not my style. As well, I will not stoop to your level and make guesses on your appearance.
What about "rub and tug"? Anyone ever ask for one of those?
You are probably one of those IDIOTS that come into my massage business and want a "Happy Ending". You cant get it anywhere else so you have to pay for it! Massage therapy isnt meant for that, YOU give massage therapy a BAD name! LOSER. You are probably FAT and stinky!
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