I'm admittedly not a fan of former Iowa Hawkeye and current Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Ricky Stanzi.
Stanzi played for a rival school. Plus, Stanzi's extreme jingoism makes him look like a rube. Hell, he has "Made in USA 1987" tattooed on his body. And take Stanzi's comment yesterday to Star Chiefs beat writer Kent Babb: "America, that's the only place I'll go."
Stanzi isn't talking about South America either.
Babb tweeted that someone followed up and asked Stanzi if camp was like being dropped in Spain. His proud response: "I haven't BEEN to Spain."
For more Stanzi isolationism (or is it Lee Greenwoodism?), check out this video.
Normandy photoshop by Hawkize.