Thursday, September 1, 2011

Warning: Library garage's wall of books not drawn to scale

Posted by David Martin on Thu, Sep 1, 2011 at 6:00 AM

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The parking garage adjacent to the Central Branch of the Kansas City Public Library elicits two kinds of reactions. The most common response: "Hey, neat! Books!" But there are also those who think the south face of the garage's exterior, which resembles a bookshelf lined with classics, is a little on the nose.

Abraham Piper, the Minneapolis-based keeper of the blog 22 Words, found images of the garage on the Web and typed out a few thoughts. His first reaction was along the lines of "Hey, neat! Books!" But then he took a closer look at the titles.

Piper doesn't criticize the choices, which include Invisible Man and To Kill a Mockingbird. Rather, he's got an issue with the not-to-scale thickness of the various books. The garage's Charlotte's Web, for instance, is as hefty as its Lord of the Rings trilogy. The actual Charlotte's Web is less than 200 pages, whereas Tolkien needed three volumes to crown Aragorn the king of Gondor.

The library's supersized E.B. White and Shakespeare volumes led Piper to quip: "Then you think, 'Those must be large-print editions of Charlotte’s Web and Romeo and Juliet.'"


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You know what the best thing about Minneapolis is? The fact that it is next to St. Paul, home of the JUICY LUCY

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Posted by Steve Balboni on 09/03/2011 at 1:18 PM

Sorry, I can't think about books when I'm laughing at the poster who think Minneapolis is "slowing being taken over by Somalis."

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Posted by Steve on 09/01/2011 at 2:25 PM

Daniel has it right... it's an art installation. The image is a composite, not a scan of an actual shelf somewhere.

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Posted by Tashinka on 09/01/2011 at 11:51 AM

Has it been a slow week for news?

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Posted by Sam Feldman on 09/01/2011 at 10:52 AM

Wow, I'm thinking "huge waste of electrons".. but I won't say it.

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Posted by Hyperblogal on 09/01/2011 at 9:36 AM

The most glaring mistake is really that they are calling this the library itself. The rest is sarcasm when you read the blog post.

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Posted by Speaking of READING on 09/01/2011 at 8:57 AM

Size doesn't always matter ...

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Posted by Big John Boehner on 09/01/2011 at 8:07 AM

I've never really thought about the width of the books on the garage before. It's a reasonable thing to bring up, since I know that some friends in my book club will not touch books that are just too lengthy for them. Some of the club will read longer works. No one should be embarrassed by the number of pages of their publication. At least they got published. If they were published and so worthy that they became the part of a large art installation on a garage than why would they ever complain? And I sure hope Tolkien, bright man that he was, wouldn't gripe about how authors of shorter fiction got spaces next to him.

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Posted by Daniel J. Doughty on 09/01/2011 at 8:01 AM

I think this Piper needs to worry about Minneapolis and maybe blog about how that town is slowing being taken over by Somalis.

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Posted by whatwhatinthabutt on 09/01/2011 at 7:41 AM
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