Friday, October 14, 2011

Man steals 600 porn DVDs from Wichita theater

Man steals 600 porn DVDs from Wichita theater.

Posted by Ben Palosaari on Fri, Oct 14, 2011 at 4:00 PM

One thief wont need to go porn shopping for a while.
  • One thief won't need to go porn shopping for a while.
A guy in Wichita held up the Circle Cinema, a local porn theater, and stole approximately 600 adult DVDs and cash on Wednesday, in what almost certainly is the largest porn heist in state history.

The Wichita Eagle reports that police say a man entered the theater at 6:50 a.m., brandished a handgun and knife, and demanded videos and money from a clerk.

The Circle Cinema appears to be quite popular among Wichita's adult-theater enthusiasts. One website describes it this way: "Movies are usually first rate. Usually they are all straight movies. Excellent hook-up place. Blow jobs and more!"

Police said the thief didn't fire the gun, and there were no injuries. Anybody with information about the XXX bandit is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 316-267-2111.

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Wichita police are asking that if you know anyone with rapidly deteriorating vision, sudden hair growth on their palm, and one arm dramatically larger than the other, that you notify them immediately.

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Posted by Savvy Dave on 10/17/2011 at 3:06 PM

What ever you do, dont touch his remote!

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Posted by Wink Dinklemeyer on 10/17/2011 at 7:45 AM

Something tells me this dude is in for some hard time.

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Posted by Showcase Jim on 10/16/2011 at 11:38 PM

This will not be a hard case to solve, but I am sure he will get a stiff sentence.

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Posted by kcsoviet on 10/16/2011 at 6:20 PM

...and in a related story, Wichita P.D. also reports the theft of 25 bottles of hand lotion and 10 boxes of Kleenex from a nearby Walgreens!

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Posted by Mad Cow on 10/16/2011 at 2:03 PM

He was just angry because Verizon FiOS wasn't available in his area.

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Posted by fffff on 10/16/2011 at 11:41 AM

Bill Clinton did it and Obama drove the stolen getaway car! I seen em.

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Posted by Taco Billy on 10/16/2011 at 10:09 AM

O GIGGY

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Posted by Glen Quagmire on 10/15/2011 at 11:57 PM

The guy has no girlfriend or he would not be doing this.
I'll bet he is ugly.

George Vreeland Hill

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Posted by George Vreeland Hill on 10/15/2011 at 8:23 PM

well where do I get my BJs, HJs, reach arounds, rusty trombones, brown outs, dirty sanchez', donkey punches, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamer's, angry pirates angry dragons, hot carls, tony danzas, blumpkins, houdinis, strawberry shortcakes, pink socks, alabama hot pockets, and hot lunches now?

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Posted by the wiz on 10/15/2011 at 4:28 PM

Will definitely have lots of wanking material now.

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Posted by Abe Foreman on 10/14/2011 at 6:11 PM
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