The Wichita Eagle reports that police say a man entered the theater at 6:50 a.m., brandished a handgun and knife, and demanded videos and money from a clerk.
The Circle Cinema appears to be quite popular among Wichita's adult-theater enthusiasts. One website describes it this way: "Movies are usually first rate. Usually they are all straight movies. Excellent hook-up place. Blow jobs and more!"
Police said the thief didn't fire the gun, and there were no injuries. Anybody with information about the XXX bandit is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 316-267-2111.
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Wichita police are asking that if you know anyone with rapidly deteriorating vision, sudden hair growth on their palm, and one arm dramatically larger than the other, that you notify them immediately.
Something tells me this dude is in for some hard time.
This will not be a hard case to solve, but I am sure he will get a stiff sentence.
...and in a related story, Wichita P.D. also reports the theft of 25 bottles of hand lotion and 10 boxes of Kleenex from a nearby Walgreens!
He was just angry because Verizon FiOS wasn't available in his area.
Bill Clinton did it and Obama drove the stolen getaway car! I seen em.
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