Is there really more to be said than the headline? OK, here goes: Dennis Gress, 69, was arrested Wednesday for allegedly having sex with his neighbor's dog in Salina, Kansas, according to KCTV5. And this apparently wasn't the first time. Gress allegedly had "sexual contact" with the same dog in September, but it went unreported. That poor dog.
Gress is accused of two counts of criminal sodomy and two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior. Gress was released on bail from jail Wednesday evening. If the allegations are true and you live in Salina, maybe bring your dogs inside.