Friday, December 9, 2011

Dennis Gress is accused of having sex with his neighbor's dog

Posted by Justin Kendall on Fri, Dec 9, 2011 at 8:44 AM

This is Dennis Gress.
  • This is Dennis Gress.

Is there really more to be said than the headline? OK, here goes: Dennis Gress, 69, was arrested Wednesday for allegedly having sex with his neighbor's dog in Salina, Kansas, according to KCTV5. And this apparently wasn't the first time. Gress allegedly had "sexual contact" with the same dog in September, but it went unreported. That poor dog.

Gress is accused of two counts of criminal sodomy and two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior. Gress was released on bail from jail Wednesday evening. If the allegations are true and you live in Salina, maybe bring your dogs inside.

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Die Gress!

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Posted by Wink Dinklemeyer on 12/13/2011 at 10:45 AM

From a state which elects Sam Brownback governor, nothing surprises me.

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Posted by ChiGuy on 12/12/2011 at 3:39 PM

Just shoot this sick bastard before he runs out of dogs to screw, and starts in on children.

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Posted by Wink Dinklemeyer on 12/12/2011 at 3:30 PM

THAT POOR DOG??????? Are you kidding me?

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Posted by Rick Carver on 12/12/2011 at 11:55 AM

Bet his, 'rape kit' consisted of a dog whistle, muzzle, tube of K-Y jelly, and a copy of Lighten' Hopkins CD with ' Can I play with your poodle' on it'. Seriously though, dogs have been humping peoples legs for hundreds of years. Might have been a revenge fucking. Eskimos on long hunts have always had their way with the sled dogs (only if they were in heat).
Anyway, I think West Virginia is the only state that issues dog tags with a consensual clause.

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Posted by Humphammer on 12/12/2011 at 10:08 AM

Gress the Gross!

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Posted by Will Puckett on 12/11/2011 at 5:10 PM

OMG..seriously? What kind of person does this? Pure pervert..I would bet my life that a man of 69 yrs old has done many unnatural acts many, many times..a 69 yrs old pervert does not just happen out of the blue..get this scum off the streets...forever..as there is no cure for perves..aside from castration..sounds good to me...

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Posted by Nightingale on 12/11/2011 at 3:49 PM

lets make it perfectly clear,ergo i need specificity!! was it a canine dog or human dog. if it was human well, could be ok in a stretch if consentual ; if that was a canine dog; this perv ert is one sick puppy :)

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Posted by Mike Guinn on 12/11/2011 at 12:51 PM

You're not in San Francisco anymore !

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Posted by Copol on 12/11/2011 at 3:35 AM

to take the greyhound

He would have had sex with Kathleen Sebelius but the dog was better looking......or didn't you know she's a Democrat?

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Posted by justthefactsmaam on 12/10/2011 at 5:57 PM

omg

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Posted by Hunid Rackz on 12/10/2011 at 3:16 PM

i cant believe it still

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Posted by Hunid Rackz on 12/10/2011 at 3:15 PM

Is he related to the guy in Salina who wanted to go to Osawatomie to arrest Obama?

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Posted by anonymouse on 12/10/2011 at 1:27 PM

I'm guessing no one keeps sheep in Salina?

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Posted by Nick on 12/10/2011 at 12:06 PM

Salina, Ks. has signs for 250 miles in either direction, along with NOTHING to see in between. When you finally get there..don't blink or you will have missed it. It is NO shocker that this guy comes from there. All I can add is that township or being a "townie" there should require a background check. The cows there wear chastity belts as they are in the know.

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Posted by Shadow on 12/10/2011 at 11:52 AM

HE MUST HAVE REALLY LIKED IT THE FIRST TIME.SICK PUPPY

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Posted by BIG MAMA on 12/10/2011 at 11:29 AM

im just speechless!!

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Posted by c on 12/10/2011 at 10:53 AM

I've done a few dogs in my time, I admit it.

But all of 'em had two legs and two arms. I didn't realize what bow-wowzers they were until I sobered up the next morning, and looked over on the other side of the bed.

Egads. It only proves, everybody looks better at 2:00 a.m., especially once they're past 40. With a few cold brewskys to help, a mere broad magically becomes a babe.

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Posted by Arf Arf Arf on 12/10/2011 at 10:23 AM

I see this as being just as bad as child molestation. If it were my dog I might have killed this rapist. I bet the laws are not severe enough for this kind of thing. I do not think this is funny at all.

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Posted by animal rights on 12/10/2011 at 2:11 AM

This is as bad as molesting a child. I don't know what the laws are, but probably the punishment for this is not severe enough. If it were my dog, I may have killed him. I don't think this is funny at all.

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Posted by animal rights on 12/10/2011 at 2:08 AM

This occurs often in rural areas, know of a case where a guy had a heart attack and died while making love to a cow. At least it wasn't a kid. I wonder if he will qualify for sexual predator status? Don't know how the sodomy charge will stick since it requires a victim who is a person.

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Posted by Mattkcc on 12/10/2011 at 1:35 AM

Who...or better yet...WHY...would anyone F**k a DOG....for GOD's sake!!!!

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Posted by Dennis' last dog ( left town weeks ago) on 12/10/2011 at 1:05 AM

Only in Kansas....I only say that because I live in the state next door.....drive around middle Kansas...( not KC area) and see what I mean...( keep your dogs, children and great grandparent's inside)

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Posted by Thomas on 12/10/2011 at 1:01 AM

Uh, how did he keep the dog from biting him?

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Posted by Smart Alex on 12/09/2011 at 9:17 PM

Sick Puppy!

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Posted by Jess Hatfield on 12/09/2011 at 9:05 PM

He was just giving the dog a bone!

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Posted by southtown on 12/09/2011 at 6:09 PM

@Just The Facts: "has to be a liberal"??? Did you fail to notice this incident took place in Kansas?

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Posted by Take The Greyhound on 12/09/2011 at 5:51 PM

Couldn't find a priest?

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Posted by PAT on 12/09/2011 at 1:58 PM

has to be a liberal......i'm sure he'll be lobbying for permission to wed the dog soon......

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Posted by justthefactsmaam on 12/09/2011 at 1:54 PM

Dog's need to come forward sooner.

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99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

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Posted by Joe Visconti on 12/09/2011 at 1:33 PM

omg

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Posted by Hunid Rackz on 12/09/2011 at 10:38 AM

u got to b kidding me LMAO

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Posted by Hunid Rackz on 12/09/2011 at 10:36 AM

Gotta go with Take the Greyhound; many bitches present rearward all day long.

There's just so much a man can take.

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Posted by Nick on 12/09/2011 at 10:08 AM

Before we go all negative on this guy, we need more facts...like what breed of dog was it? Some bitchs just ask for it with their provocative behavior and appearance.

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Posted by Take the Greyhound on 12/09/2011 at 10:06 AM

and yet I bet he is an avid pro-lifer.

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Posted by macroibin on 12/09/2011 at 9:59 AM
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