Monday, January 16, 2012

Kansas City is the nation's ninth 'most relaxed city'

Posted by on Mon, Jan 16, 2012 at 8:47 AM

Of course Relax was designed by a KC artist, David Ford.
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  • Of course "Relax" was designed by a KC artist David Ford.
Some cities may have to turn to back-alley dealers for Quaaludes or hire an army of hypnotherapists, but Kansas City came by its Forbes' ranking as the ninth most relaxed city in the United States honestly. According to Forbes, we've got the second best commute time, ninth best unemployment and 12th best health care and health status ranks. And we may finally have an answer for why Kansas City Water Department employees kept falling asleep in their trucks — life is simply too relaxing here.

But whether we keep that relaxed status depends on the year to come. After the jump, let's consider what might just raise the blood pressure of Kansas Citians in the coming year.

Why we'll be more relaxed in 2012: We're hosting the MLB All-Star game; it's 60 degrees in January; Platte City has finally solved its wallaby problem; Sea Life (and LEGOLAND) will open at Crown Center (watching fish is supposed to be good for your blood pressure); and Lamar's red velvet doughnuts and Boulevard's Chocolate Ale are coming next month.

Why we'll be less relaxed in 2012: The Royals have yet to sign a top-of-the-rotation starter; it's 60 degrees in January; the Chiefs have yet to show a willingness to spend money on a team that isn't that far from running away with a bad division; there is no easy answer to the city's public school system; water main breaks suggest costly issues with the pipe infrastructure on the horizon; new revelations keep being unearthed about the Archdiocese abuse scandal; and Clay Chastain still has a crush on Kansas City.

What do you foresee happening to our relaxed ranking this year?

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