What is "sexurity"? Urban Dictionary defines it as "a hybrid desire for sex and security without the associated drama. Sexurity is reached when a person can have sex with someone, have it mean something, more than nothing, and feel good about it short term and long term. Sexurity is much different than love, bypassing the drama."
Todd Akin defended earmarks for that? Micheal Mahoney, we love ya, but this is the most glorious of typos (a sin we're guilty of, too, at times).
Please, someone turn on Auto Correct for Mike.