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Looks like the old Sulggerrr has gone to kitty heaven.
The Kansas City Royals are looking for someone to play the new Sluggerr.
If you're at least 6-foot tall, 18 years or older with two years of experience as a mascot, then the Royals want you to watch 81 games of bad baseball. Just make sure you adhere to "the company's values." You mean, like preaching abstinence to the kids? Not, Sluggerr!
H/t Deadspin.
Want to load bowls for a living? Stop by Sinbad's Cafe and Hookah Lounge, where owner Sami Mac is seeking help. The bright, well-ventilated Westport business has been especially popular on recent weekends, drawing a diverse crowd of business people, skater dudes, art students, immigrants and the generally curious. The cafe serves no food -- just tea, soda, juice, coffee and large, glass water pipes through which patrons smoke flavored tobacco.
Sami Mac, who occasionally plays keyboard and sings for his customers, says he needs an employee to help with just about everything, from running the register to blending the gooey, sweet-smelling, imported tobacco that tastes of vanilla or mint or guava or even bubblegum.
Applicants should inquire about the job in person.
Saw this billboard next to Daddy's on Main Street (just a few paces from HQ).
This is short notice, but there's still time to get your resume together.
Kansas City Hires is holding a job fair at the Kansas City Marriott on the Plaza (4445 Main St.) from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.
I'd tell you what employers will be there, but the site makes you register up to see 'em (actually, I signed up once and got an error message, so you're on your own).
Are you experienced? Hands-on? A trouble shooter? A journalist? Then The Kansas City Star has an exciting opportunity for you. Join the Star's shrinking workforce and run the business department. Among the requirements:
Not listed among the duties -- but most assuredly one of them -- will be deciding who to layoff if there should be a fifth round of "belt-tightening."
- Has
a vision for covering the biggest story in the world right now but can
bring those economic issues back home to Kansas City.
- Understands, embraces and has ideas for multi-platform business products.
- Can work copy and push stories to A-1 while developing a strategy for daily business centerpieces.
- Brings energy and creativity to meetings and to problem-solving.
- Works well with his staff and also with other newsroom departments.
The Kansas City Star says Schlitterbahn
Vacation Village may not have an opening date, but the fledgling water resort is looking for seasonal hires -- 300 of them. Schlitterbahn needs "lifeguards, cashiers, pool cleaners and maintenance workers" who are "at least 16 and able to work through the summer, weekends and evenings. Apply here.
I have a 1973 Ford econo line van that needs to be painted. I have someNow's your chance to work out your mermaid obsession while you make a little beer money and enter the service-based economy at the basement level.ideas as to what I want done but it will require someone with some
skills. Here is what I am offering, I need good advertisement for my
business which will occupy the rear and the top portions of the sides
towards the rear, the rest of the van is your canvas to do with what
you want. I would like to see colorful psychedelic art work but I have
an open mind. I may be able to compensate you but don't expect a lot
maybe a couple hundred. I may be able to work out a trade for labor. I
could offer advertisement space for your use on the van. I may be able
to afford you time to take the van to art shows, car shows, or any
other shows that would benefit you. Call me to see if we could work
something out.
The Art of Pizza (1801 Baltimore Ave.) is looking for help. Stop in to apply.
AMC's Mainstreet Theatre doesn't officially open until May 1 -- the theater will host the Kansas City FilmFest from April 22-26 -- so show times aren't the marquee, yet. The theater's using its video board as a "help wanted" sign. They're looking for theater crew members and kitchen and wait staff. Apply inside the theater at 1400 Main St. or online.
Oklahoma Joe's ribs named the best in the country by The Daily Meal
Soundgarden's sludgy sound, last night at the Midland (review)
Story celebrates with a pig roast and other weekend possibilities
Royals fan sprints on the field, steals rosin bag
Don't mess with the Army, feds remind two local businesspeople
Homer's Drive-In: the oldest drive-through in the metro
Yo La Tengo is at Grinders tonight
Voltaire - the saloon, not the philosopher - opens tonight