Relish this time, Kansas City. The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile is in town for the next four days. "Deli" Elito Pattee wrote to inform me that he and "Cookout" Kelly Goldthorpe (a Mizzou grad for those wondering what happens when you leave Columbia) are on tour as part of the 25th class of "Hotdoggers" (Oscar Mayer's term for those who pilot the tubular vehicle). At each stop, they share hot-dog puns (see the first sentence), take pictures and give out free Weinerwhistles.
A spot known for hip late-night dining will see how it fares in the sunshine. Port Fonda opens for lunch today at 11 a.m. for the first time. Perhaps you'll be served by Emily Cox, one of The Pitch's 12 crushes from our Heartbreakers Valentine's issue.
The Westport dining spot also recently added brunch (the menu is here), opening at 10 a.m. Saturdays and Sundays. Grab a plate of the rancho gordo beans served with braised kale, grilled radishes, queso fresco and chiles (add a fried egg or bacon for $1), the rotating chile relleno special, or the ultimate hangover cure in menudo. It's been a good week for Port Fonda with a recent piece in The New York Times leading to long lines this weekend as the crowds came out to taste chef Patrick Ryan's chicharrones.
Old Twinkies never expire - they just fade away. Devotees of the deathless yellow sponge cake discovered that the hard way at the end of 2012, when the snack staple vanished from shelves, following Hostess Brands' bankruptcy liquidation.
But there's hope. Last week, Hostess identified two lead bidders for its iconic convenience-store pastry (a transaction expected to be valued at an eye-popping $400-some million). And now, Fat City brings you tidings of a four-wheeled Twinkie evangelist named Michael Bradbury.
"I've got a few mortgage payments wrapped up in Twinkies," says Bradbury, the owner and operator of the Funnel Cake Truck.
I may or may not have drunk this one in a Hy-Vee parking lot yesterday. After a quick shake of the Chocolate Cherry bottle and a twist of the safety cap, I cracked open a pint ($2.49) wrapped in a plastic bag. It was a classy moment for Fat City.
A whiff of cherry escaped, and when I stuck my nose in the top of the bottle, that whiff became a punch. But the first thing I actually tasted was chocolate; the cherry didn't come until the end of the sip (that evens out, the longer you work on it). While the milk is smooth and rich, the two flavors rob the whole milk of some of its volume. Shatto whole milk is like a cream volcano, but with this release, it's the cherry that coats the tongue. It's a fine start, but Shatto is actually a victim of its own outstanding chocolate milk. It's not that this is a miss. It just made me want pure, unadulterated chocolate milk. Perhaps most telling is that more than half the bottle is still there in my fridge this morning. As for taste comparisons, it was deemed closest to black cherry yogurt here in the Bender household.
The new bottle is more intriguing for what it may portend. There are four additional flavors slated to roll out later this year (any predictions?), and the skinny pints are, I believe, a new bottle size for the Osborn dairy. This won't stop me from taking the plunge with the next skinny pint, but I expect I'll be able to wait for my first sip until after I bring the grocery bags in from the driveway.
The deviled eggs have left the building. After dishing up tacos, Philly cheesesteaks and deviled eggs as the food options at Czar over the past year, the Good You, a food truck run by chef Kelli Daniels, has wheeled its starters and entrees down to the Green Lady Lounge. (The Pitch's David Hudnall visited the new jazz club this week for his Streetside column.)
While Kansas City's Best Burger and a solid BLT are still on the menu (a full look is available here), Daniels has a few new twists at 1809 Grand. A day after what would have been Elvis Presley's 78th birthday, it seems appropriate to mention the Elvis Aaron - a peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwich on griddled toast served with a side of black pepper honey. The Good You food truck is closed for the winter, but the plates menu is available at the Green Lady Lounge from 4 to 10 p.m.
Today Fat City brings you a great moment in sandwich innovation. This one is directed toward the hero purveyors, sub sellers and the sandwich shops across the metro. Mario's in Westport (204 Westport Road) has created the ultimate sandwich to-go, thanks to a cleverly placed bread cap that covers the opening of its classic meatball grinders. It's a carbohydrate trick that we hope catches on.
Ugly Christmas sweaters should never be used for evil; instead, you should wear them for good.
Case in point: Tasso's (8411 Wornall) annual Ugly Christmas Sweater Party on Thursday, December 13, at 7 p.m. There will be plenty of Greek cuisine and prizes for the most heinous Christmas sweater. And don't worry, they'll still be breaking plates and featuring a belly dancer. Beer bottles are $3 and well drinks are $4.
Whether or not you still believe in Santa, Annedore's Fine Chocolates (5006 State Line) is ready to renew your faith in Kris Kringle.
The Westwood Hills chocolate shop is giving away a 3-foot tall milk chocolate Santa. If you stop in the shop before Thursday, December 20, you can fill out a raffle ticket. On December 20, a winner will be chosen at random. Annedore's is open from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday.
Work is piling up, and noon has long come and gone, and you know that lunch will be something scavenged from a vending machine or a drive-through window. Little Freshie (811 W. 17th St.) wants to rid the world of those moments. The soda, coffee and snow-cone shop on the West Side recently started serving to-go sandwiches ($6).
"We know a lot of people eat lunch at their desks. They don't want to do that; they just do," the barista explained to me yesterday. "This way, they can have something they can just grab and enjoy."
California rolls are staying at Crown Center. The Kansas City Business Journalreports that Kabuki Japanese Restaurant has resolved its suit with Crown Center Redevelopment Corp. over back rent and will remain in its space at 2450 Grand.
Kabuki is one of the city's oldest sushi joints, having opened in 1985. Back in 2002, Charles Ferruzza reviewed Kabuki (it has since been renovated) and had high praise for the Spiderman roll:
"Kabuki's Spiderman roll (which had its name long before the current hit movie) was a delectable combination of avocado, cucumber, radish sprouts and crispy-fried soft-shell crab wrapped in seaweed and sprinkled with garnet-red tobiko caviar," Ferruzza wrote. "The crunch of the crab, the silky softness of the avocado and the salty burst from the caviar made for a few lush and sensual bites."
So just like Hollywood, Kabuki will keep making a new Spiderman.
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