Me, Myself & Irene.Directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly. Screenplay by Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly, and Mike Cerrone. Starring Jim Carrey, Renée Zellweger, Michael Bowman, and Tony Cox. (R)
Sure, you could go as a zombie (played-out), a sexy [insert profession here] (not as empowering as you think), or dude without a costume, but what's the use? You're just fooling yourself into thinking anyone will care or think anything other than "that person is amazingly lame."
Save yourself. Go as the manliest man who ever was a man, the late, great, Fred Blassie -- star of Andy Kaufman's My Breakfast With Blassie, popular recording artist famed for "Pencil Neck Geek," and NWA Georgia Heavywe