Basically, I'll do just about anything for money, up to and including dressing up in pleated khakis and working in your call center. I don't have much in the way of conscience about that. On "Office Food Day," I'll even set up a mini Crock Pot in the break room and fill it up with Li'l Smokies. I have no soul. So it goes without saying that if you dangle a few thousand dollars in front of me, yes, I'll do some script doctoring on the screenplay for your remake of the 1982 Kenny Rogers NASCAR c
