Howdy, y'all, I'm Bobby Jindal, Governor of the great state of Louisiana. It's just inspirin' as the Blessed Virgin Mary's face on a whole bag o' tortillas seein' America's first black president givin' his very first address to a joint session o' congress with all the fixin's an' the trappin's and the what-have-you's.
But as my pappy used to say, "Bobby, don't never warsh out the hog trough with pond water, or y'all be sorry." And when I up and warshed out that ol' hog trough with pond water,
