10) "I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it." -- W.C. Fields.9) "A gourmet who thinks about calories is like a tart who looks at her watch." -- James Beard
8) "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." -- Fran Lebowitz
7) "I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee." -- Burt Lancaster
6) "One cannot think well, love well, or sleep well unless one has dined well." -- Virgina Woolf
5) "Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it Fren