My free psychiatrist, the A.L.I.C.E. chatbot, says I didn't get enough attention from my mom as a kid. Then, last night, I had a dream that I was at the house of Pitch Editor-in-Chief C.J. Janovy, and she came down from her attic with a big box of all the art that I made when I was a little kid. The obvious conclusion will be horrifying to Ms. Janovy, and I can only apologize, sincerely, on behalf of my apparently attention-deprived subconscious. As an attention-getting device, from now on, I'
