GOOD NEWS! The unemployment rate has not yet hit two digits. On the other, smellier hand, U.S. employers unfriended 651,000 workers in February and the unemployment rate now stands at 8.1 percent. Former Pitch sports writer Chris Rasmussen said today's numbers were going to be bad, and he was right. He knows about a lot of stuff, and obviously, his uncanny and Nate Silver-ish sportsvoyant progsportstications make him pretty good to have along if you're unemployed and out at the riverboats plac