Subject: Dallas Cowboys

• Bruins Bias Rears Its Ugly Foot

  October 9, 2007

• The Strange Saga of Quincy Carter

  May 2, 2008

• The Strange Saga of Quincy Carter

  May 2, 2008

• Around Hear

  March 29, 2001

• Further Review

  August 22, 2002

• Chiefs hire Haley; Jack Harry wrong

  Todd HaleyIt's a bad Friday morning for KSHB's Jack Harry. Harry's admittedly unconfirmed big scoop was wrong, wrong, wrong. Mike Shanahan is not the next coach of the Kansas City Chiefs. The Kansas City Star says the Chiefs have hired Arizona Cardinals offensive coordinator Todd Haley.Haley's Cardinals made it to the Super Bowl but lost. The Chiefs haven't confirmed the hire yet, but ESPN's Chris Mortensen says Haley is taking the job. Here's the blog talk:Arrowhead Addict: Breaking: Haley-Chie

  February 6, 2009

• This week, the Mexican answers a very crucial question about thin vs. thick steaks

  January 22, 2009

• Carl Peterson’s love of grass might cost Kansas City the Big 12 Championship Game

  December 11, 2008

• It’s not clear how many Hispanic troops are fighting in our wars, but they’re dying, too

  August 21, 2008

• Sex Edition

  Our second-annual issue dedicated to all things sex.

  February 14, 2008

• Columbia vs. Challenger

  January 31, 2008

• A Whole Lotta Love

  It's not all about tubas and accordions. Mexicans rock out, too.

  January 24, 2008

• Training Day

  August 24, 2006

• MLK Drunks

  January 26, 2006

• Excess Hollywood

  In the season of sequels and Happy Meal toys, '05 may be a pleasant surprise.

  May 19, 2005

• Big Sexy

  Jason Whitlock's pen gained him local fame (and a favorite nickname) -- then he took to the air.

  January 29, 2004

• It's a Sin

  The Chiefs put Priest Holmes through contract hell.

  March 13, 2003

• The SOFA Awards!

  Here's a sports fan's agony and ecstacy, as experienced on the couch in 2002.

  January 2, 2003

• Return Of The Prophets

  October 10, 2002

• Enjoy, Roy

  Sainted coaches tend to fall from grace.

  March 14, 2002

• 2001 Sofa Awards

  Sports Outstanding and Forgettable Achievement, Awards for the Media

  December 27, 2001

• Funk pins fantasy hopes on Jessica Simpson heartbreaker

  KCChiefs.comFunkhouser's backup WR has yet to meet the team photographer​Drafting against other big-city mayors, Mayor Mark Funkhouser followed his heart instead of his head and put three Chiefs on his fantasy football team.Funkhouser selected Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel to back up the Cowboys' Tony Romo. He supplemented his bench with wide receiver Amani Toomer, presumably as first lady Gloria Squitiro shouted "Reach!" in the background.A former small-college basketball player, Funkhouser

  August 21, 2009

• Waterboy Watch, week 1: Funk's Footballers win

  ​Not a lot to complain about after Mayor Mark Funkhouser's first week of fantasy football. Funk's Footballers defeated the Tampa Con Leches 95-85, putting Funk's team in a tie for third place. Funk is going head-to-head with big-city mayors from across the country in the Yahoo! Sports Mayoral Face-Off Fantasy Football League. His charity of choice, should he win the $15,000 prize, is the Police Athletic League. Funk's Footballers were spurred by big games from Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony R

  September 15, 2009

• Waterboy Watch, week 4: Funk's Footballers lose

  ​Mayor Mark Funkhouser's fantasy team is almost as hapless as the Kansas City Chiefs. Almost. Funk's Footballers have now lost three straight games, losing 75-60 to Buffalo's Best. Funk's Footballers are now in last place with a 1-3 record and 297 points. The only bright spot for Funk's team was the Denver Broncos' defense. Lots of bad, bad news for Funk with almost everyone underperforming, especially Dallas quarterback Tony Romo (255 yards passing and an interception). Buffalo's Best rode Gr

  October 6, 2009

• And we're back ...

  ​Stealing ambulances is popular in Kansas City. The trend popped up again in Lawrence over the weekend. A 21-year-old jacked an ambulance from 10th and Mass. Street early Sunday morning, the Lawrence Journal-World reported. Why take the ambulance? The guy needed a ride home: The man, whom [Lawrence Police Sgt. Susan] Hadl said believed he had no other means of transportation home, led police on a brief low-speed chase. Police charged the guy with driving under the influence. No kidding? T

  October 12, 2009

• Waterboy watch, week 5: Funk's Footballers dominate

  ​The losing streak is over. Fantasy football geek Mayor Mark Funkhouser's fantasy football team dominated a week four match-up with Oakland Mayor Ron Dellums. Funk's Footballers rolled to a 105-59 win over Dellums Dynamites. Funk's Footballers were led by Dallas quarterback Tony Romo (351 yards and two touchdowns) and Atlanta wide receiver Roddy White (eight catches for 210 yards and two touchdowns), who killed the week, scoring 33 points by himself. Funk's Footballers escaped last place, jump

  October 13, 2009

• Waterboy Watch, week 8: Funk's Footballers win

  ​Mayor Mark Funkhouser's squeaked out an ugly win in this week's fantasy football mach-up with Green Bay Mayor James J. Scmitt and his Green Machine. Funk's football won 69-54 and moved to eighth place with a 4-4 record..I misread last week's schedule and thought Funk was playing Buffalo Mayor Byron Brown. Not so. And that was good news for Funk because Brown's team is really good. Dallas quarterback Tony Romo (256 yards passing and three touchdowns) and receiver Roddy White (four catches for

  November 3, 2009

• Waterboy Watch, week 10: Funk's Footballers get served

  ​Mayor Mark Funkhouser's dismal outing in this week's fantasy football match up has got us asking, "What the Funk?" Again, our Vulcan mayor got spanked, this time by Results Minneapolis, 86-54.Funk got 251 passing yards and touchdown from Dallas quarterback Tony Romo and 68 yards and touchdown from Jets wide receiver Jerricho Cotchery, but it wasn't good enough.Couldn't have guessed Chiefs kicker Ryan Succop would ding three field goals -- including a 50-plus yarder -- and a point-after. Neith

  November 17, 2009