OH HAHA, this is hilarious, the way things that are sad and make you want to smash your face against the nearest flat surface are absolutely hilarious. I should stipulate in advance that in order to make it all the way through the next sentence, I am totally going to have to stop in the middle for a wholesome and restorative glass of lemonade, so bear with me: According to the awesome Fired Up Missouri, State Rep. Cynthia Davis has sponsored some actually-kind-of-thoughtful legislation to give
