ARE YOU READY FOR SOME CHIEFSBALL? While I was messing around with the hobbit name generator, I heard on the radio that someone named "Carl Peterson" (hobbit name: Popo Sandydowns) has resigned from his position as first-base coach for the Kansas City Chiefs ball club. Now who will smack the butts of the point guards while they wait in the on-deck circle? I guess they'll have to hire somebody. ATTENTION LADIES: I don't know much about sports, but I have enormous hands, and I can palm a basketba
