Domo arigato, Mr. Obama.Fear not, classic rock obsessives: the global economic crisis will not waylay this year's round of washed-up, amusement-park-haunting ghosts of '70s arena rock. In fact, a couple such bands are using all this talk of stimuli to their PR advantage. Behold, VH1 Classic and the video game Rock Band® present REO Speedwagon and Styx on the Can't Stop Rockin' Tour. In addition to recording a song together next month that will be called "Can't Stop Rockin'" (listen for it on a
Yay for the DMV: So, in response to Pres. Barack Obama's health care initiative, Republicans are warning that health care in America will become like the DMV or the IRS. Here's charismatic and telegenic matinee idol Missouri Rep. Roy Blunt giving the Weekly Republican Address. For busy Americans trying to read this while holding a tight tourniquet around a bleeding arm stump, here's a truncated transcript of Blunt's address: BLAH BLAH DMV BLAH BLAH IRS. The majority of Americans are currently
