Subject: Gustavo Arellano

• Here’s how to make Americanized Mexican food more Mexican

  June 4, 2009

• Entry Level

  May 25, 2006

• Hex Mex

  June 22, 2006

• Ask a Mexican

  October 5, 2006

• Some bean counters have their numbers wrong

  April 16, 2009

• ¡Ay, caramba! – despite Bart Simpson’s use of it, this Spanish swear is still valid

  April 9, 2009

• How to show your mariachis some love

  April 2, 2009

• In the Mexican’s 100-word essay contest, know-nothings prove how much they know

  March 26, 2009

• Why Mexican women don’t use tampons

  March 19, 2009

• Here’s why the Mexican loves the asshole Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio

  March 12, 2009

• Pinche, pinche and pinche, OK?

  March 5, 2009

• Here’s a serious answer to a serious pinche problem

  February 19, 2009

• As the recession gets worse, you’ll wish you were a gardener, too

  February 12, 2009

• Want to stop illegal immigration? Stop smoking dope!

  February 5, 2009

• Who can truly say it’s just the illegal Mexicans they don’t like?

  January 29, 2009

• This week, the Mexican answers a very crucial question about thin vs. thick steaks

  January 22, 2009

• Curses and compadres – classic Mexican contributions

  January 8, 2009

• How do Mexicans get such ridiculous nicknames from seemingly normal names?

  January 1, 2009

• Here’s why Mexicans celebrate Christmas all year

  December 25, 2008

• The Mexican’s essential reading list

  December 18, 2008

• Regarding the Virgin …

  December 11, 2008

• Why am I called racist? Hell, just listen to me!

  December 4, 2008

• This week: How to count and what to read

  November 27, 2008

• Hey, Gringo, Hendrix wasn’t Mexican, OK?

  November 20, 2008

• The myth of the Aztec prophecy

  November 13, 2008

• Support gay Mexicans – at home and in California

  October 30, 2008

• Actually, you're lucky you get to press 1 for English

  April 17, 2008

• Mexican pirates? Hell, yes, there are Mexican pirates.

  May 21, 2009

• Letters from the week of June 7

  Justin Kendall nailed this piece. Well-written, like a twisted pulp story. It could become a blockbuster movie.

  June 7, 2007

• Mexico and the Middle East share more than gabachos might realize

  April 23, 2009

• ¡Ask a Mexican! Special Pandemic Edition

  May 7, 2009

• Here’s a “Drinko por Cinco” mariachi cheat sheet

  April 30, 2009

• Here’s why Mexican men are so sexy, and what not to say when you wake up wanting to … you know

  May 14, 2009

• SPECIAL CINCO PREGUNTAS EDITION

  May 28, 2009

• Hey, beat on this, gabachos!

  June 11, 2009

• The Disney/Mexican connection

  June 25, 2009

• The quality of gabachos in Tijuana and the rules of funeral food

  June 18, 2009

• The one who got away

  July 2, 2009

• All That Jazmin

  July 9, 2009

• Is there such thing as a Mexican Uncle Tom?

  July 16, 2009

• What? Sotomayor not really Latina?

  July 23, 2009

• Houston, we have a problemo

  July 30, 2009

• This week’s lesson is from typing class

  August 13, 2009

• What the Bible says about illegals

  August 20, 2009

• No-bull answers to dumbass questions

  August 27, 2009

• Attention lowriders and everyone else: It’s almost time to march again

  September 10, 2009

• Here’s a vision of life after the Reconquista

  September 17, 2009

• Why the Mexican doesn’t celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month

  October 1, 2009

• The Mexican considers the Canadian problem

  October 8, 2009

• Why are people acting weird around me?

  November 5, 2009