Subject: Herman Edwards

• King Pink Is Back

  August 21, 2007

• Mike Gundy's Tantrum Still Doesn't Beat McRae's

  September 26, 2007

• Inside the Chiefs Media Herd

  November 21, 2007

• Let The Contentious Contract Holdouts Begin!

  April 28, 2008

• Last Chiefs Blogpost Until August (Barring Unexpected Arrest)

  April 29, 2008

• The Strange Saga of Quincy Carter

  May 2, 2008

• A Football Card Eagerly Awaited by Teenage Boys

  May 5, 2008

• Lamest. Quarterback. Competition. Ever.

  May 8, 2008

• Lamest. Quarterback. Competition. Ever.

  May 8, 2008

• A Football Card Eagerly Awaited by Teenage Boys

  May 5, 2008

• The Strange Saga of Quincy Carter

  May 2, 2008

• Last Chiefs Blogpost Until August (Barring Unexpected Arrest)

  April 29, 2008

• Let The Contentious Contract Holdouts Begin!

  April 28, 2008

• An Open Letter to Brett Favre from his Friends in KC

  July 13, 2008

• How Bad Are the Chiefs? Yahoo Says: Really Bad

  August 19, 2008

• Chiefs Rumble with Obama — Tonight!

  August 28, 2008

• Herm Edwards trusts his gut, likes hot doughnuts

  September 25, 2008

• Stealing Time: Midtown Miscreant vs. Alonzo Washington, Arrowhead Addict vs. JoPo and Big Sexy, Life in SoJoCo vs. Toplikar

  November 13, 2008

• Stealing Time: Chiefs Monday morning meltdown

  By JUSTIN KENDALLThe Chiefs got rolled to the tune of 54 points at Arrowhead yesterday. I should reiterate. At Arrowhead. Let's all join the Monday morning meltdown. Shane points out that Herm Edwards' Chiefs have won once in their last 20 games. "What kind of league has the NFL become where not a single person is held responsible for this type of futility?" Shane asks. "I really wanted the Bills to score again, just to drive home the point that the Chiefs really are as bad as their 1-19 record

  November 24, 2008

• What next, Clark Hunt in granny glasses and track suits?

  The 2-10 Chiefs are a bad team. But are the Chiefs a bad franchise?The question came to mind during the telecast of yesterday's Raiders game. As the Chiefs struggled to score an offensive touchdown, the stats for Baltimore's quarterback, Joe Flacco, appeared on the crawl. Flacco, a rookie from the University of Delaware, led the Ravens past Cincinnati, 34-3. The win pushed Baltimore's record to 8-4, not bad for a team with a starting QB who played in the Colonial Athletic Association a year ago.

  December 1, 2008

• Stealing Time: I'll buy Chiefs tix, when Herm and King Carl get the ax

  There's a long waiting list for tickets for the Kansas City Chiefs' 2009 season. Except, the line starts as soon as Herm Edwards and Carl Peterson get the boot from One Arrowhead Drive. Beavis, a poster on the Chiefs Planet message board, shared his e-mail exchange with a Chiefs season ticket salesman. "I tell you what. Write my name down. As soon as Herm is fired and Carl resigns, I'll be the first in line to buy tickets," Beavis wrote.You won't be the first, the Chiefs sales guy wrote."I wil

  December 5, 2008

• Stealing Time: C.W. Gusewelle doesn't know how to e-mail!

  C.W. Gusewelle can breed bird dogs like a mother, but he can't e-mail? That's what I get out of Kansas City Star reader rep Derek Donovan's latest blog explaining why Gusewelle's e-mail address doesn't appear at the end of his columns. Double D never outright says it, but I get the feeling Gusewelle's computer skills haven't advanced past sending lame-ass forwards. D explains: "He writes on a freelance basis, so he doesn't have a kcstar.com account." Uh huh. Then Donovan says you can write Gusew

  December 15, 2008

• Stealing Time: Now how about Herm Edwards?

  One down and one more to go (at least). At Arrowhead Addict, Chiefs fans are celebrating the resignation of Chiefs GM Carl Peterson. The Addict also reminds us that "Genius Of Defeat" Herm Edwards is still coaching the Chiefs. Better get your season tickets now. I hear there's gonna be a waiting list. And is it too early to start the Bill Cowher watch?

  December 16, 2008

• Stealing Time: KSHB wants you to make sexy booty calls

  Sexy KSHB wants you to make sexy text message booty calls this sexy New Year. In a sexy story simply titled "Booty Call," sexy NBC Action News reporter Karen Graber apparently didn't know that sexy booty calls can come via sexy text message. In a not-so -sexy development, the story is actually about unsexy Baby Center's Booty Caller, which sends equally unsexy text message reminders when a woman is ovulating. ** Claims of Karen Graber's sexiness can not be confirmed. Sexy Graber does use the sex

  December 31, 2008

• Stealing Time: Midtown Miscreant wants to slap a smarmy street racer

  This mugshot is of wannabe street racer Edward Tseona. Independence Police charged the 18-year-old with first-degree involuntary manslaughter in the I-70 crash that killed Greg Hawley Saturday. Tseona lost control of his BMW while racing another car and slammed into Hawley's pickup truck. Midtown Miscreant lists Tseona's many, many prior driving offenses ... and isn't impressed with his clothing choices. Clip: "Best I can tell he is a self entitled little prick who robbed the Hawleys of a loved

  January 13, 2009

• ESPN: Pioli in, Herm out?

  If the World Wide Leader says it, then it must be true. NFL sources tell ESPN's Michael Smith that the Kansas City Chiefs have hired Scott Pioli as the franchise's new general manager. Pioli was the New England Patriots vice president of player personnel and Tom Brady's personal masseuse. OK, one of those is true. ESPN says Pioli was seen cleaning out his office today. Another guy who should probably pack his office is Herm Edwards. ESPN says he's "likely" gone.Also check out:NFL.com: Pioli take

  January 13, 2009

• Maybe Herm gets to stay after all

  ESPN's telling anyone thinking Herm Edwards might be gone to checkity check yourself before you wreck yourself. "A source" drops knowledge on Michael Smith that a Herm Edwards return hasn't be ruled out ... for at least one more year. Supposedly new general manager Scott Pioli is coming in with "an open mind" and apparently Clark Hunt "prefers that Edwards remain the coach." Aww, damn it. At least we'll know by the end of the week. If Edwards gets canned, one name out there is New York Giants d

  January 14, 2009

• Pioli: Opposed to small, weak, slow guys

  Scott Pioli, the Chiefs' new barrel-chested general manager, promises change as he takes control of football operations Carl Peterson had run for 20 long years.Pioli said today that he wanted to build a big, strong, fast, smart, tough, disciplined football team. "It sounds very simple, and, hopefully, in certain ways, it will be," he said. Pioli joins the Chiefs after working as a personnel executive with the New England Patriots, a team that won three Super Bowls and went 16-0 in the 2007 regul

  January 14, 2009

• Mike Shanahan new Chiefs coach ... or not

  Yesterday, KSHB's gravely voiced sports anchor, Jack Harry, reported that former Denver Broncos coach Mike Shanahan might be sending Herm Edwards to the unemployment line as soon as tomorrow. NFL.com's Adam Schefter murdered the rumor. "As of mid-day Thursday, the Chiefs and Shanahan haven't had any contact," Schefter wrote. "None. Zero. Zip. Nada."Meanwhile, Edwards twists in the hot air.Hat tip to Arrowhead Pride.

  January 22, 2009

• Stealing Time: A lot's happened in the last 72 hours

  Damn, I'm gone Friday, and I miss a lot. The Chiefs finally -- finally! -- fire Herm Edwards. Two women stage a sexual assault to blackmail Mercedes Benz dealership, which they filed a sexual harassment suit against. That's not at all sick. A man allegedly shoots his roommate and then sets the body ablaze. Ugh. And today ... State of the Line likes to do drawings of Mayor Mark Funkhouser and an angry, unnamed troll.Oh, man. I hope she audits better than she parents. Reporter/anchor Surae Chinn a

  January 26, 2009

• Hermisms silenced

  The firing of Chiefs coach Herm Edwards brings an end to the most quotable coach in Chiefs history ... for all the wrong reasons. Arrowhead Addict breaks down the top 10 "Hermisms." My favorite: "Hey rook, get me some Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I like 'em hot, hot -- hot!" So profound.  

  January 26, 2009

• ESPN: The new home of the Hermism

  Photo by Jeff CochranQuotable Herm Edwards won't have to go to the unemployment office. ESPN has hired the now former coach of the Kansas City Chiefs to be an NFL studio analyst. In a statement, Edwards said: "I'm excited about the opportunity to join the ESPN team and offer my insight as a former player and head coach. I'm going to be truthful with my opinions on all the issues that take place on and off the field of play."Yes, all the insight that a coach on the wrong side of a 56-77 record ca

  January 29, 2009

• Let The Contentious Contract Holdouts Begin!

  By CHRIS RASMUSSEN Chiefs NFL Draft Recap: Carl Peterson Has Good Day, Renders KC Media Baffled And Confused Yay. The Chiefs did a good job on Saturday and Sunday in The Most Critical Draft In Franchise History Until Next Year. ESPN's Bill Williamson describes the selection of Dorsey as the best move made by an AFC West team in the draft. John Clayton extolled the Chiefs as the biggest winner of the draft. Fox Sports' John Czarnecki gave the Chiefs an A-plus. When Jason Whitlock is praising

  April 28, 2008

• Beer o'clock kickoff

  October 16, 2008

• Have Hometown Pride

  August 21, 2008

• In Herm's Head

  November 22, 2007

• Hank Jr. Warms Up

  September 20, 2007

• Holy Nonrollers

  July 6, 2006

• Chiefs rebooting without several Herm 'finds'

  Photo by Michael McClureHerm Edwards​The Kansas City Chiefs reported for training camp last week without 16 players who suited up for the last game of the 2008 season.The '08 Chiefs were a sorry bunch (record: 2-14), so turnover is to be expected. But it's worth remembering that former head coach Herm Edwards believed last year's club had made great progress.Before the season's final game, Edwards said the roster rebuilding was mostly complete. "I'd say 85 percent of it is done now," he said a

  August 3, 2009

• Halioli kicks another 2008 Chief to the curb

  KCChiefs.comTank Tyler​The Chiefs have traded defensive lineman and sleep apnea sufferer Tank Tyler for a fifth-round pick.Tyler's departure brings to 25 the number of players who suited up for final game of the 2008 season but would get turned away by security if they showed up Arrowhead today.The dizzying number of trades and releases reflect a lack of regard for the talent evaluation skills of the former regime, headed by Carl Peterson and Herm Edwards. Seemingly every week, the new guys, G

  October 20, 2009

• And we're back ...

  The chiefs didn't lose Sunday. They also didn't play. Mercifully for us and them. But the Larry Johnson news didn't stop over the weekend. The Chiefs and LJ agreed on a settlement figure the troubled running back will give up during his suspension: $300,000. So LJ can keep bragging about having money -- but not for long if the Chiefs dump him. Arrowhead Pride compiled a couple of news reports (here and here) surveying NFL general managers, and none seem interested in a back that's nearly 30 and

  November 2, 2009