By JEN CHEN and NADIA PFLAUM
Nadia: You know what word I hate? Frock.
Jen: Yes! It's such a Charles Gusewelle old-fart word (if he wrote about fashion and not bird dogs or pheasants or whatever). Another word I'm kind of starting to hate: pantsuit. It's vaguely gender-ist.
Nadia: Right. Like, you wouldn't say that a man is wearing a pantsuit ... you'd call it a suit. Right? And a woman's suit is not a skirtsuit. But so many women's suits are so gross that I think they deserve to be called p
I swear Johnny Rowlands was helicopter stalking a white truck this morning. In the 1994 flashback (see Simpson, O.J.), Rowlands in NewsChopper 9 hovered above the truck as it made "unusual turns," and Rowlands wondered whether he should call the cops. Let's see, Johnny. You think the truck is stolen. You're in a helicopter chasing it. I don't know. Seriously, WTF? Guess Rowlands is no super sleuth. All I remember is him saying, "Thought we had a scoop," and KMBC's morning anchors cracking on him
GOOD MORNING!
The generally negative valence of Daily Briefs has been pointed out to me recently, much to my shock and amazement, a hybrid emotion that dog breeders have called "shamazement." Starting today, with Super-Positive Rainbow Teddy Bear Monday, and continuing tomorrow with Happy Flower Club Ice Cream and Puppies Tuesday, you'll be seeing a whole new morning news roundup while you drink what I assume is your fifth or sixth cup of coffee, since it's not like this gets published in t