Subject: Jason Whitlock

• Crankytown No. 2

  June 28, 2007

• Whitlock vs. Playboy: The Star Columnist Comes Out Swinging, and the Magazine Responds

  May 2, 2008

• Jason, Please Stop Writing About Baseball

  June 4, 2008

• Why Jason Whitlock Is Worth The Money

  June 20, 2008

• Why Jason Whitlock Is Worth The Money

  June 20, 2008

• Jason, Please Stop Writing About Baseball

  June 4, 2008

• Whitlock hates Scoop, loves asterisks

  October 16, 2008

• Star writers plead with readers to read newspaper

  Not long ago, Star publisher Mark Zieman pumped up readers with a front-page rah-rah letter on Sunday, November 29. I heard Ernest Hemingway was pissed. Like double-barrel pissed. This weekend, a couple of Zieman's foot soldiers chimed in.

  December 22, 2008

• Best Local Columnist

  January 27, 2000

• Fact checkin'

  February 17, 2000

• Off the Couch

  March 1, 2001

• Off the Couch

  March 15, 2001

• Off the Couch

  June 14, 2001

• Off the Couch

  September 20, 2001

• Further Review

  December 20, 2001

• Further Review

  January 31, 2002

• Further Review

  February 21, 2002

• Further Review

  March 14, 2002

• Further Review

  August 29, 2002

• Ladies love Jason Whitlock

  Kansas City Star columnist Jason Whitlock made some big-boobied friends recently. Our friends at Deadspin linked to this photo of "Big Sexy" on Lot D's public gallery. It's a shocker ... or else this lady was in an unfortunate meat-slicing accident.

  January 29, 2009

• Further Review

  October 24, 2002

• Best Predictable Wet Blanket

  October 9, 2003

• Building Block

  February 5, 2004

• Battle of the bulge: Rush Limbaugh vs. Big Sexy

  CSPANRush LimbaughI don't listen to Rush Limbaugh. But a source -- a devoted dittohead -- called yesterday and told me that Limbaugh was going on and on about Kansas City Star sports writer Jason Whitlock's Sunday column, "It's OK to question Pioli and the Chiefs." Limbaugh made Whitlock the subject of a "teachable moment" segment. The cigar chomping OxyContin addict was shocked -- shocked! -- that Whitlock would demand answers from the Kansas City Chiefs' new, secretive regime. "Jason Whitlock

  March 12, 2009

• Jason Whitlock is out of ideas

  Breast man (and Kansas City Star columnist) Jason Whitlock is whoring for column ideas on his Facebook page. Oh, God. We're in for some shitty columns. The inspiration of his Facebook friends isn't enough for Whitlock -- he wants angles. Why don't they just write the column for him? Hey, Jason. How much you paying for ideas?

  April 14, 2009

• Fouled Out

  One local rapper has had enough of sports columnist Jason Whitlock¹s views on black culture.

  July 19, 2007

• Penguins Owner Rejects Kansas City

  The Sprint Center’s most likely tenant bows out, increasing the chance that the new arena could be empty when it opens next fall.

  October 12, 2006

• Big Sexy

  Jason Whitlock's pen gained him local fame (and a favorite nickname) -- then he took to the air.

  January 29, 2004

• Jayhawk Squawk

  If Kansas basketball fans acted crazy last week, we suspect it's because they were unduly influenced by Jason Whitlock.

  April 24, 2003

• The SOFA Awards!

  Here's a sports fan's agony and ecstacy, as experienced on the couch in 2002.

  January 2, 2003

• Black Hawks Down

  Jason Whitlock shows his true colors.

  December 26, 2002

• He Gets Good Head

  The Star bobbles Jason Whitlock's head.

  September 26, 2002

• Spike This

  KMBZ 980 could do better stealing other talent.

  November 29, 2001

• Struck Dumb

  A gasbag goes silent.

  November 22, 2001

• Off the Couch

  If your AM radio is on the fritz, catch up on your sports talk here!

  May 24, 2001

• Sofa Awards 2000

  The Best and Worst of Kansas City's Year in Sports -- from the couch.

  January 4, 2001

• AROUND HEAR

  Trucker, Edwards versus Whitlock, Boot Hill, and Canvas.

  March 30, 2000

• Jason Whitlock truly loves adverbs

  Whitlock, with seriously endowed friendsAward-winning sportswriter Rick Reilly hates adverbs. "I would rather be coated in chicken drippings and dropped in a leopard den than use adverbs," he writes in the forward to the 2002 edition of The Best American Sports Writing. "If you can't find a better way to say 'hungrily' or proudly,' you need to find a new line of work, preferably nowhere near words."Kansas City Star columnist Jason Whitlock disagrees with Reilly. Or he's not aware of adverbs' rep

  June 22, 2009

• Jason Whitlock does not like Serena Williams' badunkadunk

  Race judge and boobie magnet Jason Whitlock is calling out Serena Williams for having too much junk in her trunk. The tennis star -- at around 175 pounds with an "oversized back pack" -- just isn't thin enough for The Kansas City Star's walking condominium. Whitlock fantasizes in his latest Fox Sports column about a leaner and meaner Williams.At 5-foot-9, 145 pounds, Serena would be unstoppable on the court, on the cover of every magazine still in circulation and downloaded on the Internet three

  July 7, 2009

• Jason Whitlock is looking for 'a blossoming May flower' to 'fertilize into a special, 28-year-old bouquet'

  Ladies, this is Jason Whitlock's mating season. His latest Fox Sports column says he's a fan of "June-December romances," then adds: "but a blossoming May flower certainly could be fertilized into a special, 28-year-old bouquet by a patient and attentive gardener." That's a garden I'd prefer to stay away from. The boobie magnet preaches that the real victims of Steve McNair's awful death are his children. True, but this wouldn't be a Whitlock column if he didn't insert himself in awkward ways.

  July 7, 2009

• Jason Whitlock doesn't believe in love, only 'strange tang'

  Somebody must have hurt Jason Whitlock real, real bad. Our favorite "patient and attentive gardener" pens another sad Fox Sports column, this time wondering why pro athletes get married. Because they can love, Jason. The human experiment in mass and density must be having a hard time finding "a blossoming May flower" to "fertilize into a special, 28-year-old bouquet." So he's down on marriage and acting like Richard Jefferson left him at the altar. Marriage and pro athletes just don't mix, the b

  July 17, 2009

• Jason Whitlock sees you!

  Adverb-addicted Kansas City Star columnist Jason Whitlock has weighed in (har, har) on the secret videotaping of ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews. The piece is less about the wrong done Andrews than the grievances Whitlock has accumulated in the course of becoming a high-profile commentator.Editors at FoxSports.com outdid themselves with the presentation of J-Dub's column. For users too obtuse to catch the pun in the Web headline ("The 'Hole Story"), Whitlock's head shot is pasted behind an o

  July 23, 2009

• Jason Whitlock's 'Strange Tang' strikes back

  ​I'm pretty sure the words strange tang have never showed up in a Kansas City Star column by noted fitness expert and horticulturalist Jason Whitlock. But "strange tang" does make a cameo in his latest Fox Sports column, in which the things on his mind include Pussy Galore, "General Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorny," and Barack and Hillary doin' it. Thanks a lot, Rick Pitino. Hard to believe this stuff doesn't make it into newsprint (even though this stuff is Whitlock at his twisted be

  August 14, 2009

• Jason (bang!) Whitlock (zing!) lets his peers have it

  ​Writing at FoxSports.com, prominent sports media figure Jason Whitlock has returned to a favorite subject: prominent sports media figures.Erin Andrews' Oprah interview finds the full-figured Kansas City Star contributor thinking back on his own turn on O's star-making couch. In the piece, Whitlock mock-imagines what fellow travelers in the world of attention-seeking sports commentators will have to do to be invited to Winfrey's set.The premise allows Whitlock to ridicule Mike Lupica for being

  September 4, 2009

• Jason Whitlock: patriot, pauper

  ​In a speech at his alma mater, Kansas City Star columnist Jason Whitlock told students at Ball State University that he serves his country by being a good journalist. USA! USA! Here's the Whitlockian word as reported by the Ball State Daily News:"The sacrifice I'll make is that I'll never be rich," Whitlock said. "I thought that this was really the most patriotic thing I could do: challenge the authority. Our country was built on that; America exists because some of us told England to go fuck

  September 10, 2009

• Whitlock extensively misquoted by alma mater's newspaper

  ​Poor Jason Whitlock. The Kansas City Star and Fox Sports columnist can't even get quoted correctly in his alma mater's newspaper. Last week, the Ball State Daily News reported Whitlock had claimed he wasn't getting paid shit but was a patriot for not living large while serving his country by writing his sports columns and challenging authority. Here's how Whitlock's quote originally played in the Daily News: "The sacrifice I'll make is that I'll never be rich," Whitlock said. "I thought that

  September 14, 2009

• What's the grossest image in Jason Whitlock's latest opus?

  Jason Whitlock has banana hammocks on his mind.​Jason Whitlock jams his latest "NFL Truths" column full of mental images that'll have you shoving a No. 2 pencil into your ear for relief. Drop your pencils, and join our misery. What's the most disturbing passage from the round mound of revulsion's latest Fox Sports column? Tell us. What's the grossest image from Jason Whitlock's latest column?(survey)

  October 8, 2009

• Dittoheads smear Jason Whitlock

  Rush Limbaugh​Kansas City Star and Fox Sports columnist and noted fitness expert and master gardener Jason Whitlock is on the shit list of Rush Limbaugh's followers thanks to yesterday's column calling on NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to resist letting one of his franchises -- the St. Louis Rams -- end up in the hands of a man with the reputation of a little-blue-pill-popping sex tourist. Actually, Whitlock shoots down El Rusho's Rams bid as just a publicity stunt. I'm not so sure about that,

  October 14, 2009

• Jason Whitlock apologizes to Rush Limbaugh

  ​ Jason Whitlock and friends​Kansas City Star and Fox Sports columnist and noted fitness expert and master gardener Jason Whitlock apologized to Rush Limbaugh for last week's column in which he used a couple of unsourced quotes attributed to Limbaugh by Jack Huberman in his book 101 People Who Are Really Screwing America. These two to be exact: "You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray (Dr. King's assassin). We miss you, James. Godspeed." "Let's face it, we didn'

  October 22, 2009

• Oh Jason Whitlock, you never disappoint ...

  Jason Whitlock on a night out​I asked for "strange tang" but I got "Pussy Galore." Fox Sports columnist Jason Whitlock has delivered his Steve Phillips sex scandal column and his rules on who gets to have affairs. Did you make the cut? Whitlock says:I say a moderately famous man earning between $250K and $500K a year should be allowed a mistress he can see weekly, one week-long, $8,000 vacation he can take with his mistress and five strip club nights with his boys a year. A moderately famou

  October 23, 2009