Because, who cares? The Pitch's Carolyn Szczepanski writes a great blog feature called "The Give a Shit List." This was kind of adapted and evolved from my original idea, the "I Could Give A Shit List," demonstrating the power of one or two words to completely change the semantics of a phrase. My list included things like internet "bacon" jokes and the Academy Awards.
One time, I enjoyed a sit-down pee inside a pink-colored porta-john at the Lillith Fair. But even that doesn't make me girly en
