SCARY STORY, if you're a newspaper person such as a Dan Margolies, Legal Affairs columnist for The Kansas City Star and undefeated 1987 Missouri State arm wrestling champion, or a Jim Davis, the cartoonist who has personally slaved over every panel of the Garfield comic strip for the last 30 years because of his awesome integrity. Or really, anyone else who works in newspapers. The very, very fiscally solvent and not-at-all close to bankruptcy New York Times reports today that "some economists