Subject: Joe Eszterhas

• Showgirl

  May 3, 2007

• The Talking Penis

  Basic Instinct author crawls up Bill Clinton's pants and hangs on tight

  August 3, 2000

• Sans Quentin

  Lucky Number Slevin plays Tarantino's game without Tarantino's results.

  April 6, 2006

• Breast in Show

  Angelina Jolie stars in Taking Lives, but the filmmakers are the real boobs.

  March 18, 2004