Zombies of Spain: Back in 2005 when I was a bartender, the company I now work for, Village Voice Media, advertised their opening for a video game columnist. Not only am I an avid gamer, I am THE BEST at writing, according to my stepmom, Linda, who has known me since I was five and is therefore in a position to judge. I wanted to be the Jorge Luis Borges of video game writing, because you know what the world needs? A Jorge Luis Borges of video game writing. So I wrote up the two sample columns t
