My favorite new trick, which I learned from the political campaign season, is to ask a question that has absolutely no basis in reality -- "Does Barack Obama love his country?" -- and then, without actually validating that sentiment, just say, "I really think we have to ask that question." A rhetorical dick move? Sure. I'm a practical man, y'all, whatever works. That's why, following the footprints in the sand of Christianity's L. Ron Hubbard, Jesus, I will not cast the first stone at the Jopli
Yay for the DMV: So, in response to Pres. Barack Obama's health care initiative, Republicans are warning that health care in America will become like the DMV or the IRS. Here's charismatic and telegenic matinee idol Missouri Rep. Roy Blunt giving the Weekly Republican Address. For busy Americans trying to read this while holding a tight tourniquet around a bleeding arm stump, here's a truncated transcript of Blunt's address: BLAH BLAH DMV BLAH BLAH IRS. The majority of Americans are currently
Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.
Public Health and Social Security in the USSRAuthor: Either an upbeat cadre of Soviet propagandists or, for you FOX viewers, Obama with a time machine.Publisher: USSR Ministry of HealthDate: circa 1963Discovered at: Prairie Village estate saleThe Cover Promises: Soviet men are so vigo
