Subject: Lars Ulrich

• There are lots of ways to kill rock stars.

  July 15, 2004

• Daily Briefs: The Horsemen are drawing nearer, on the leather steeds they ride

  Radio Free Assmunch: I know Rush Limbaugh is supposed to "be funny" and to "have a sense of humor" and be a real "big-and-tall giggle-pants laff factory outlet" on his show every day. Heck, I'm on-record as a GIANT FAN of things that are funny, such as anything Zach Galifinakis says, or when I give my dog peanut butter. You have never seen anything so funny. It's SO DELICIOUS! But it's like MOUTH CEMENT! BUT SO DELICIOUS! Truly funny. But I'm apparently always stepping out of the room every t

  March 5, 2009

• Almost Famous

  It's never been easier to start your own (fake) band.

  December 13, 2007

• Leaning Sideways

  In a year when small movies came up big, picking the best was a Payne.

  December 23, 2004

• Night & Day Events

  October 13, 2005

• Up From the Underworld

  This year, blood-soaked extreme metal took its rightful place in the world of heavy music.

  December 30, 2004

• Fahrenheit 2004

  Remembering the movies that heated up cinemas this year.

  December 23, 2004

• A Thin Line ...

  Introducing the most hated men in rock (besides Sting).

  September 9, 2004

• Head Trip

  Between hard rock and a safe place, Metallica finds itself.

  July 29, 2004

• Summer Film Previews

  May 20, 2004

• Metallica

  Tuesday, May 11 at Kemper Arena.

  May 6, 2004

• Grumpy Old Men

  Metallica punishes patient fans with a brutal, bile-spewing comeback disc.

  June 5, 2003

• Mud Brothers

  For sPaG and his cohorts, being in Mudvayne is a dirty job.

  August 30, 2001

• Magica Man

  Ronnie James Dio spins a tale of good battling evil -- don't bet against evil.

  February 22, 2001