Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. He does this for one reason: Knowledge is power.
1001 Ways To Be Romantic
Author: Gregory J.P Godek
Publisher: Casablanca Press
Date: 1995
Discovered at: Turnstyles thrift store, Overland Park
The Cover Promises: If you own this, your relationship is failing.
Representative Quotes:
"490: Greet him at the door with confetti."
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