Subject: Michelle Pfeiffer

• Leave them teachers alone

  May 25, 2000

• Chafing Dishes

  February 14, 2008

• Dream Cleaver

  Matthew Vaughn hacks at Neil Gaiman's fantasy wonderland. It's easy to get lost in Julie Rofman's colorful junk heaps.

  August 9, 2007

• Stiff Hair

  A movie musical of the musical of the movie is nowhere near divine.

  July 19, 2007

• Box Office

  Hot Bodies and Beached Whales

  June 7, 2007

• Hope Floats

  The Lake House reunites Bullock and Reeves in a twilight-zone romance.

  June 15, 2006

• Get Inside

  Your three-month forecast of the summer’s top movies.

  May 18, 2006

• Not Rockne

  A worthy actor rides the bench in the listless Coach Carter.

  January 13, 2005

• Meow Mixed

  Catwoman both purrs and hisses.

  July 22, 2004

• Summer Film Previews

  May 20, 2004

• Old Faithful

  For the 2004 summer season, Hollywood sticks with what it knows.

  May 20, 2004

• Good Times

  He's not really Willie, silly.

  July 10, 2003

• How Bad? Sinbad!

  Brad Pitt gets animated in a movie that’s not — not really.

  July 3, 2003

• Foster Pussycat

  White Oleander is blond but ambitionless.

  October 10, 2002

• Reel World

  Kansas City screens films from far and wide.

  October 3, 2002

• Up the Academy

  The Oscar telecast has, for a decade, been Gil Cates' golden moment.

  March 15, 2001

• This Ain't No Gump

  Tom Hanks finally grows up and delivers the adult romance of Cast Away.

  December 21, 2000

• Girls Don't Cry

  Our current real-life political drama ends Tuesday, but Evita endures.

  November 2, 2000

• I See Dull People!

  Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfiffer unravel the sketchy mystery of What Lies Beneath.

  July 20, 2000

• Chéri

  July 2, 2009

• Be the Wolverine of the photocopier: Studies in Crap carves up How to Be a Business Superhero

  Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.​ How to Be a Business Superhero Author: Venture capitalist Sean Wise Date: 2008 Discovered at: Half Price Books, Westport The Cover Promises: Generic, clip-arty superheroes are much cheaper than the licensed ones. Representative Quotes: "All Green Lanterns report to the blue-hued immo

  September 3, 2009