Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist
brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from
area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do
this for one reason: Knowledge is power.
Fuzzy Mules, Pink Slippers Volume One: Came a Clown
Author: McAllister
Ransom
Publisher: Kohinoor
Books, Baltimore
Date: 1990
Discovered at:
American Veterans Thrift Store, Allston, MA
The Cover Promises:
A clown named "Puzzles." That doesn't bode well. Also: "NAKED
SHE STOOD. NAKED
Spy on VegasLarry JohnsonSpy on Vegas snapped these shots of Larry Johnson in Sin City over weekend. Check it out. He's still wearing that pink watch.TMZ tried to explain Johnson's clothing choices:Wearing his nonchalantly contrived top cap to the side, a Kurt Cobain
plaid button down, Mr. T necklace, blinged out pink Swatch, Abu Ghraib
business casual fatigues and a pair of Kanye West ruby red kicks,
Kansas City Chiefs' running back Larry Johnson was sidelined by the
fashion police at PURE in V
A couple of days ago, Alan "Professor Crap" Scherstuhl sent me this video from Pat Vamos, a Kansas City guy who's making bizarre videos for the Upright Citizens Brigade. This one -- an '80s flashback called "Krunnk Shuttle" -- is hosted by Gary Coleman and features Mr. T and Corey Haim. "The video truly aspires to art," Scherstuhl promised me. Damn. He's right. This is all kinds of awesome.
Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. Tackle, Block, StopAuthor: Charlotte Graeber and Joe BoddyPublisher: Thomas Nelson PublishersDate: 1985Discovered at: Actually, this was a Christmas gift a decade agoThe Cover Promises: Get him off balance, and even little white boys can take T down.Representative Quote:"Mr. T scowled down at me. 'It
