Subject: NFC North Division

• Chiefs Make an Unspecial Offer

  August 14, 2007

• Viktor, the Viking from KC

  September 20, 2007

• Inside the Chiefs Media Herd

  November 21, 2007

• Trade Jared Allen, Save the Dining Experience

  April 23, 2008

• Jared Allen's = Chucky T's

  April 23, 2008

• God Takes Pity On Boys In Blue

  April 24, 2008

• God Takes Pity On Boys In Blue

  April 24, 2008

• Trade Jared Allen, Save the Dining Experience

  April 23, 2008

• An Open Letter to Brett Favre from his Friends in KC

  July 13, 2008

• Daily Briefs: Reader Q & A

  August 19, 2008

• Young QBs who got away

  October 20, 2008

• From football to fashion

  October 22, 2008

• Adrian Peterson's agent guilty of criminal deprivation of property

  November 11, 2008

• Stealing Time: KSHB wants you to make sexy booty calls

  Sexy KSHB wants you to make sexy text message booty calls this sexy New Year. In a sexy story simply titled "Booty Call," sexy NBC Action News reporter Karen Graber apparently didn't know that sexy booty calls can come via sexy text message. In a not-so -sexy development, the story is actually about unsexy Baby Center's Booty Caller, which sends equally unsexy text message reminders when a woman is ovulating. ** Claims of Karen Graber's sexiness can not be confirmed. Sexy Graber does use the sex

  December 31, 2008

• ESPN: Chiefs = bottom feeder

  ESPN released its final NFL Power Rankings for the 2008 season, and Kansas City beat the World Wide Leader's low expectations. Yay! Oh, the Chiefs still finished 30th out of 32 teams. So much for that projection of 31st. Only the St. Louis Rams and Detroit Lions were more worthless. The Chiefs climbed as high as 27th, clinging to the spot for a mere two weeks. Simon on Sports charts the ups and mostly downs of the season, which most Chiefs fans, players, owners, groupies, etc. would rather black

  December 31, 2008

• Southern Food Brokerage allows you to pursue food and rap career at same time

  If you were a food brokerage in 1985 and wanted to show customers you were relevant and efficient and would have all the items that they needed, what better way than to make a parody video of the Super Bowl Shuffle?Presenting the best thing you'll watch all day.I was going to make a joke about how stiff and robotic all the people in the video are but then I watched the original Super Bowl Shuffle by the Chicago Bears below. To Southern Food Brokerage's credit, I think they could give the Bears a

  January 7, 2009

• Draft Craft

  December 6, 2001

• They Were Giants Then

  April 25, 2002

• Further Review

  October 31, 2002

• Further Review

  November 7, 2002

• Chiefs hire Haley; Jack Harry wrong

  Todd HaleyIt's a bad Friday morning for KSHB's Jack Harry. Harry's admittedly unconfirmed big scoop was wrong, wrong, wrong. Mike Shanahan is not the next coach of the Kansas City Chiefs. The Kansas City Star says the Chiefs have hired Arizona Cardinals offensive coordinator Todd Haley.Haley's Cardinals made it to the Super Bowl but lost. The Chiefs haven't confirmed the hire yet, but ESPN's Chris Mortensen says Haley is taking the job. Here's the blog talk:Arrowhead Addict: Breaking: Haley-Chie

  February 6, 2009

• Who can truly say it’s just the illegal Mexicans they don’t like?

  January 29, 2009

• Yes, notable Kansas Citians really said these stupid things in 2008

  January 1, 2009

• Kansas City’s Corona Cantina #1 still has some problems to work out, but we’ll raise a few bottles to the concept

  February 21, 2008

• In Herm's Head

  November 22, 2007

• Tailgate Timeline

  October 25, 2007

• Hank Jr. Warms Up

  September 20, 2007

• Punting Is for Pansies

  February 9, 2006

• Long Bomb

  Adam Sandler a star quarterback? If only they were joking.

  May 26, 2005

• Baseball Boys

  Good Call

  April 21, 2005

• Holding Out?

  The Chiefs say they’ll help pay to fix up Arrowhead, but it might not cost them much.

  March 3, 2005

• The Season of Greed

  Fall 2004 means baseball playoffs, a new football campaign — and open season on the Kansas City fan.

  August 5, 2004

• River Run

  You can bring your beer.

  August 14, 2003

• Good Answer

  Sports fans test their knowledge.

  July 24, 2003

• Power Play

  Tech N9ne makes a major move that should push him past city limits.

  September 19, 2002

• Enjoy, Roy

  Sainted coaches tend to fall from grace.

  March 14, 2002

• Leftovers

  Our next Vermeil smells like last week's Cunningham.

  January 11, 2001

• From 'squirt' to NFL prospect

  Northwest Missouri State University defensive star Alan Buckwalter has a shot at the NFL.

  April 27, 2000

• Looking for the next Kurt Warner indoors

  NFL scouts are starting to look at arena football players for Kurt Warner-type surprises.

  April 6, 2000

• The Cost of the Game

  Kansas and Missouri legislators are crafting a second bistate tax proposal with the help of major league sports teams and the business community. Some people, including economists, raise questions about what taxpayers will get for their money -- if anyt

  March 30, 2000

• GHOSTFACE KILLAH

  SUPREME CLIENTELE(EPIC/RAZOR SHARP)

  February 17, 2000

• Brett Favre to start against the Chiefs Friday night

  ​Poor Minnesota Vikings fans. The emotions they must be feeling:  After hate, hate, hating a man for so many years only to have their team sign him to a $10 -12 million deal. Here's the part that will matter to Chiefs fans:ESPN analyst Cris Carter reported that Childress already has told the Vikings that Favre would be starting in Friday night's preseason game against the Kansas City Chiefs. And so year three of the retirement begins.

  August 18, 2009

• My money is on KC Wolf in the 2009 Dundies

  The Chiefs have finally redesigned their archaic Web site, and it's pretty nice. They even threw in this spoof of The Office. Not bad. Hopefully the new front office is run better than this.  Anyway, the Chiefs get the first crack at Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings tonight in Minneapolis. They're promising more PT for the starters so it can't possibly be as ugly as the first preseason game. Right?Via NFL Blitz Corner.

  August 21, 2009

• And we're back ...

  Rhiannon Ally​So glad the air show is over. Can't stand the planes blasting over downtown (especially my apartment). Even heard them booming while watching the really damn good Inglourious Basterds at the Crossroads Screenland (the recliners make everything amazing). But I'm grumpy and not just because of noisy fighter planes. Today is an end, of sorts. Rhiannon Ally is leaving KCTV 5 for Better TV, per Bottom Line. Mornings just won't be the same. Anyway, while we were away:1. The Kansas City

  August 24, 2009

• A lazy cat in a sombrero? Now that’s funny!

  September 24, 2009

• Waterboy Watch, week 4: Funk's Footballers lose

  ​Mayor Mark Funkhouser's fantasy team is almost as hapless as the Kansas City Chiefs. Almost. Funk's Footballers have now lost three straight games, losing 75-60 to Buffalo's Best. Funk's Footballers are now in last place with a 1-3 record and 297 points. The only bright spot for Funk's team was the Denver Broncos' defense. Lots of bad, bad news for Funk with almost everyone underperforming, especially Dallas quarterback Tony Romo (255 yards passing and an interception). Buffalo's Best rode Gr

  October 6, 2009

• Hey, Chiefs, where is our Miles Austin?

  Football power Monmouth College helped lift the Cowboys over the Chiefs​Following the Chiefs is an education in the consequences of bad management.Yesterday an undrafted receiver from Monmouth College torched the Chiefs' secondary for 250 yards and two scores. Miles Austin's performance begs a question: When was the last time the Chiefs' front office found such a diamond in the rough? Has there been anyone since Brian Waters? Golly, that was nine years ago.Fans not done with the pain from yest

  October 12, 2009

• Waterboy Watch, week 6: Funk's Footballers win

  ​KJ was no match for the Funk. Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser's fantasy football team laid the smack down on former NBA star and Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson's Sack-town's Finest, 100-62. Funk's Footballers are riding a two-game winning streak. This week, Funk got a huge game out of New England receiver Wes Welker (150 yards receiving and two touchdowns for 27 fantasy points) and good games out of Atlanta wide receiver Roddy White (56 yards receiving and a touchdown) and Green Bay kicker

  October 20, 2009

• Jason Whitlock apologizes to Rush Limbaugh

  ​ Jason Whitlock and friends​Kansas City Star and Fox Sports columnist and noted fitness expert and master gardener Jason Whitlock apologized to Rush Limbaugh for last week's column in which he used a couple of unsourced quotes attributed to Limbaugh by Jack Huberman in his book 101 People Who Are Really Screwing America. These two to be exact: "You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray (Dr. King's assassin). We miss you, James. Godspeed." "Let's face it, we didn'

  October 22, 2009

• Larry Johnson is still homeless

  Larry Johnson​No one claimed Larry Johnson from waivers yesterday, which means the Chiefs are on the hook for the remaining $2.1 million of this year's salary. Plus, LJ can now sign wherever he wants  -- if they'll take him. And in the biggest bit of bullshit you'll read today, Johnson told Sports Illustrated's Dan Patrick that he'd like to finish his career with the Chiefs and become the team's all-time leading rusher. "Hopefully, maybe someday, when I'm 33, 34, and I've still got a lit

  November 11, 2009