The Daily Briefs Week of Monday, February 9, 2009 through Friday, February 13, 2009 was just like any other week, not counting its lack of the vibrating "weekend" attachment that standard-issue full-penetration weeks come with. SHOMER SHABBOS, you guys, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL.
A full three of five days' worth of entries consisted of the news roundups I agreed to write at the outset of the entire Daily Briefs relaunch according
The Lincoln Protocol: The "historical puzzle mystery" genre was a short-lived multi-tentacled media shit-octopus, producing horrible media outputs in the fields of publishing, film and boring Flash-based puzzle games. Here's a board game played by absolutely nobody I know or have ever met in my entire life. Or maybe Dan Brown played it once, to get ideas for his next shitty novel. I never read The Davinci Code, but lots of people did, and I seem to remember that those people were always commen
​Forget fancy coffee. This here is a roll-down-window and clear-out-the-trash-from-the-cup-holder kind of throwdown, pitting the cappuccino at McDonalds (part of the new McCafe line) against a similar offering from QuikTrip. QuikTrip's Web site offers up an idea of what's in store: For decades, cappuccino was sipped by high-brow types in outdoor cafes in Italian resorts along the Mediterranean. Not any more, QuikTrip discovered the secret of cappucino and made it available to the real people o
