By CHRIS PACKHAM
Oil of Old Ladies: Anchors Maria Antonia and Kelly Eckerman and reporter Peggy Breit are suing KMBC Channel 9, alleging that the station has discriminated against them because of their age and gender. Meanwhile, management allows Larry Moore to go around looking like he opened up the ark of the covenant, but we're not supposed to talk about it or something. What's gone unspoken in this whole debate is that WDAF Fox 4 sparkle stallion Phil Witt has NOT AGED ONE SINGLE DAY since
By CHRIS PACKHAM
TV Science: Unhappy people watch more television, wow, what a perfect opportunity to wind up my dick-punching fist (my right fist) and punch television right in the dick like an edgy cultural firebrand who totally rejects your precious rules, society. But you know what? I am lame and I totally like television. Last night, I saw the final episode of HBO's The Wire, and wow, was it ever good, you guys, I was so happy to see Mr. Prezbo one last time. Just based on that one scene w
In space, no one can hear you bitch: The only people allowed to go into space are extraordinarily rich people like Mark Cuban who can actually pay Russians to launch them into orbit, or the astronauts in government space programs, who are qualified via a lot of fancy, rarefied knowledge such as how to fly jets and how to fuse four protons into one single alpha particle. Fat, farty-smelling old Earth-bound you and handsome, Aqua-Velva-scented me will never have the opportunity to escape the gra
1. Flavored cigs are going bye-bye.2. Congressman Emanuel Cleaver held a civil town hall meeting.3. Former Missouri Gov. Warren E. Hearnes died.4. David Cross is going to get fucked up in KC in September.5. Kit Bond: Joke thief.6. The most important video of our time -- of an alien peeking through a window -- was unveiled. 7. KU's J-school dean isn't sexist. 8. Alexander Austin wants his Michael Jackson mural to be perfect.9. Fox 4 is ready for a zombie apocalypse. Save us, Phil Witt.10. Wres
